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27 South Orange, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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red hair, drums, jewish, jokes, pop culture, new york city, and beer
What I’m doing with my life
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play music in bands. being an arteest. creating music for you to shake your booty to. also teach (wont somebody please think of the children)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
quoting song lyrics

internet research skills

mario kart 64

holding the door for people, closing the toilet lid down after use, saying please and thank you (gentlemanly things)
The first things people usually notice about me
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red hair, glasses, freckles, ya know the usual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Indiana Jones (Raiders), Back to the Future (the first film), Spinal Tap, Airplane, The Jerk, Time Bandits, Ingmar Bergman Films, Woody Allen Films, De Palma Films, Tarantino, PT Anderson, Nolan

TV shows: Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Muppet Show, West Wing, The Wire, Sopranos, King of the Hill, LOST, Curb, The Office, Fawlty Towers, Cheers, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, South Park, Twilight Zone, Battlestar Galactica, Walking Dead, Mad Men, Arrested Development

Music: Some of my favorites are Zappa, Miles Davis, Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, Guided by Voices, Black Flag, Ornette Coleman, Elliot Smith, Waylon Jennings.

Books: phillip roth, stephen king, raymond carver, tolkien, and Michael Chabon to name a few

Food: I have a soft spot for Jewish Cuisine (were talking the good stuff like pastrami and blintzes)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet. Food. Music. Beer. Comedy. Sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what life was like before this internet/netflix thang?

why do i only drink lemon seltzer water?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out. Gigs, gigs, gigs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i like pro wrestling. there i said. im not ashamed. dont look down on me because you cant understand an artistic combination of theater, sports, and soap opera.
You should message me if
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if you want to quote spaceballs back and fourth. (PIZZA THE HUT!)

im a nyc connoisseur, so hit me up if you want to explore nyc including shows, movies, free events, restaurants, museums, historical walking tours, botanical gardens, dingy bars, cobble stone streets, funky subway smells, eating pickles and walking around the lower east side.

if you thought i sound alright and then was like "NEW JERSEY??? FUCK NO" i say fight that instinct, reach out to your brother across the river and give it a shot.

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