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26 M South Orange, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:15am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
red hair, drums, jewish, jokes, pop culture, new york city, and beer

(if you dont like any of those things then get out of here!)
What I’m doing with my life
play music in bands. being an arteest. creating music for you to shake your booty to. also teach (wont somebody please think of the children)
I’m really good at
quoting song lyrics to you

my badass internet research skills

mario kart 64

holding the door for people, closing the toilet lid down after use, saying please and thank you (gentlemanly thangs)
The first things people usually notice about me
red hair, glasses, freckles, ya know the usual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Indiana Jones (Raiders), Back to the Future (the first film), Spinal Tap, Airplane, The Jerk, Time Bandits, Ingmar Bergman Films, Woody Allen Films, De Palma Films, Tarantino, PT Anderson, Nolan, films films films....

TV shows: Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Muppet Show, West Wing, The Wire, Sopranos, King of the Hill, LOST, Curb, The Office, Fawlty Towers, Cheers, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, South Park, Twilight Zone, Battlestar Galactica, Walking Dead, Mad Men, Arrested Development, uch so many great tv shows lets talk about them!

Music: Some of my favorites are Zappa, Miles Davis, Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, Guided by Voices, Black Flag, Ornette Coleman, Elliot Smith, Waylon Jennings. But man i can talk pop music (beyonce and taylor swift), country (johnny cash and willie nelson), jazz, electronic, all rock (grew up on zeppelin and beatles), blues, funk (P-funk and James Brown), oh and dont forget classical (any period but im more 20th Century and i looove Mahler), so hit me up if you want to talk music - plus if youre into new orleans brass bands.

Books: phillip roth, stephen king, raymond carver, tolkien, and Michael Chabon to name a few

Food: I have a soft spot for Jewish Cuisine (were talking the good stuff like pastrami, chopped liver, and blintzes)
The six things I could never do without
Internet. Food. Music. Beer. Comedy. Sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what life was like before this internet/netflix thang?

You're telling me people went to stores to buy things?

why do i only drink lemon seltzer water?
On a typical Friday night I am
out. Gigs, gigs, gigs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i like pro wrestling. there i said. im not ashamed. dont look down on me because you cant understand an artistic combination of theater, sports, and soap opera.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you want to quote spaceballs back and fourth. (PIZZA THE HUT!)

im a nyc connoisseur, so hit me up if you want to explore nyc including shows, movies, free events, restaurants, museums, historical walking tours, botanical gardens, dingy bars, cobble stone streets, funky subway smells, eating pickles and walking around the lower east side.

if you thought i sound alright and then was like "NEW JERSEY??? FUCK NO" i say fight that instinct, reach out to your brother across the river and give it a shot.