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gaft_freak

32 M Topeka, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Professor Zettabyte here, a.k.a, the Greatest Evil Computer Genius Who Has Ever Menaced This Universe (also, about 4 pocket universes)! BWA HA HA HA!!! Currently taking a break from world domination and battling my nemesis, The End User, to search for a mate - a Queen to rule at my side and watch over my hard drive. (That's not a sexual reference. I actually have a zettabyte hard drive with all the knowledge in the universe on it that must be guarded at all times.)
What I’m doing with my life
Menacing. Plotting. Sulking. Projecting my rage on minions. Ruling with a silicon fist!
I’m really good at
Menacing. Plotting. Sulking. Projecting my rage on minions. Ruling with a silicon fist!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am flying 15 feet above the ground and shooting lasers from my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Marvel comics. HP Lovecraft. Richard Dawkins. Stephen Hawking.

Movies:
Anything by Monty Python or Kurosawa.

Shows:
Carl Sagan's Cosmos, NOT Big Bang Theory. Sealab 2021, Invader Zim, Ugly Americans, Venture Bros, the Tick, River Monsters

Music:
You have never heard of my favourite bands, and I absolutely despise 99% of anything played on the radio or "music" television.

Punk, rock, goth, metal, select singer/songwriter. Not Jazz, rap, country, or most blues. I strongly believe that if you really love music, there will be a genre that you hate.

Food:
Italian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Thai, Mexican, BBQ, Americana.
The six things I could never do without
The Zettabyte drive of universal knowledge. My vast array of computers upon which I plot devastation. My lair. My henchmen. My doomsday machine. (Ugh) The End User. A villian is only as mighty as the hero he menaces, which is why I have never actually KILLED The End User, even though I clearly could have, given that I am more powerful than him and his entire Righteousness Squad put together!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New ways to take over the world!
On a typical Friday night I am
Menacing. Plotting. Sulking. Projecting my rage on minions. Ruling with a silicon fist!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know where the secret location where the Righteousness Squad meet, or you want to get a coffee or something.

ATHEISTS ONLY!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!

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