28 Baltimore, MD
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My self-summary
The other day I took Buzzfeed's "Are you a Hipster?" test. I got a low score and was very unironically upset about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Walking the seemingly fine line between sardonic and charming.
I’m really good at
Keeping up with pen pals, writing songs about my cat, bad puns, but sometimes good puns, double entendre, double booking myself, losing my keys.
The first things people usually notice about me
The word "silly" gets thrown around a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sufjan Stevens, M83, Elliott Smith, Owen, Kierkegaard, Hemingway, TS Eliot, Synecdoche, NY; Vanilla Sky, Lars and the Real Girl, 28 Days Later, Fern Gully, sushi, a good cuban sandwich, apple cider, frozen Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
The six things I could never do without
Excellent water pressure
Cotton Sheets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The secret.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cursing my air conditioner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The night after I lost my virginity, I won a Magic: the Gathering tournament.
You should message me if
You're enamored by the idea that our bodies are chemical cocktails comprised of the same molecules that cause stars to explode, so it isn't a wonder to you that our passion for life and everything around us could be any less volatile, and all the more beautiful. Or whatever.