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galeanthropism

27 M Downers Grove, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The other day I took Buzzfeed's "Are you a Hipster?" test. I got a low score and was very unironically upset about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Walking the seemingly fine line between sardonic and charming.
I’m really good at
Taking OKCupid profile essays VERY SERIOUSLY, writing songs about stuff, double booking myself, losing my keys.
The first things people usually notice about me
The word "silly" gets thrown around a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sufjan Stevens, M83, Elliott Smith, Owen, Kierkegaard, Hemingway, Kerouac, Synecdoche, NY; Vanilla Sky, Lars and the Real Girl, 28 Days Later, Fern Gully, sushi, apple cider, frozen Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
The six things I could never do without
Excellent water pressure
Self-expression
Cats
Coffee
Cotton Sheets
Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The philosophical implications of YOLO.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dismantling the patriarchy or trying to beat Super Mario 2.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to live in an apartment building that had snails living outside. Snails like you wouldn't believe. They liked to hover around this big tree that dropped berries at night. There were so many snails that I'd have to tip toe across the sidewalk in order to get into my building without crushing one.

In the morning, I'd come out and see tiny little bite marks in the berries, and I knew the snails all had the time of their lives, sharing berries with one another, and dancing and singing beneath the stars.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're enamored by the idea that our bodies are chemical cocktails comprised of the same molecules that cause stars to explode, so it isn't a wonder to you that our passion for life and everyone around us could be any less volatile, and all the more beautiful or something.