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galeanthropism

28 Baltimore, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The other day I took Buzzfeed's "Are you a Hipster?" test. I got a low score and was very unironically upset about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Walking the seemingly fine line between sardonic and charming.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping up with pen pals, writing songs about my cat, bad puns, but sometimes good puns, double entendre, double booking myself, losing my keys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The word "silly" gets thrown around a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sufjan Stevens, M83, Elliott Smith, Owen, Kierkegaard, Hemingway, TS Eliot, Synecdoche, NY; Vanilla Sky, Lars and the Real Girl, 28 Days Later, Fern Gully, sushi, a good cuban sandwich, apple cider, frozen Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Excellent water pressure
Self-expression
Cats
Coffee
Cotton Sheets
Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The secret.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cursing my air conditioner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The night after I lost my virginity, I won a Magic: the Gathering tournament.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're enamored by the idea that our bodies are chemical cocktails comprised of the same molecules that cause stars to explode, so it isn't a wonder to you that our passion for life and everything around us could be any less volatile, and all the more beautiful. Or whatever.