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25 Aberdeen, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 4
White, Other
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey guys, all of this is old now and I am in an amazing relationship but I am always down for fun things with fun people. Message me if you want an adventure!

I hope that if you don't message me/message me back, at least what I write was fun enough to read.

If you google my name you get anything but me. According to Google I am:
-A Hockey Arena lovingly nicknamed "The Shack"
-A winery (Actually fits a little)
-A famous Poker player
-A Tae Kwon Do Grand Master

I am unfortunately none of these...yet!

Here's the stereotypical fact-by-fact paragraph that seems to be popular on this site:

"I like whiskey over vodka. Sweet over salty. I have seen all of the Disney princess movies, but liked the Lion King better. When I was five I wanted to be a dinosaur. (Hasn't changed) Coffee calls to me when I am at work. I am well cultured in every way I could. 45 degree weather is perfect."

The rest is not so generic, as is my style.

I bring knives to gun fights because it is the last thing they would expect!

I am a Commissioned Officer in the US Army Reserves. (Who probably wouldn't be allowed to use a knife in a gun fight)

I am the type of person who would love to go out to the midnight premiere of a new movie just for the fun wacky people and a good time. It really wouldn't matter so much what the movie is.

I love exploring the world. I also love teaching.

I love this site because I love the thrill of messaging that someone who seems like they will be perfect for me and the rush that I get every time I see that little mail tab pop up. I tend to worry way too much about my messages.

Of course looks mean little. I am still searching for "The One" *Neo suddenly appears*

Pictures and embarrassing personal details available upon request!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an awesome degree in business from a NY college.
Future = army < business < the world

I live my life knowing that what matters isn't what we have, but the experiences we have and the people we meet. The world is not black and white but it isn't completely gray.

I am well traveled and will continue to see the country and world. I love experiencing new cultures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilled Cheese and Soup. No really, it is gourmet and made from scratch! I must admit that I do not enjoy cooking past that though. :-(

Every time you think you have me figured out, I change something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a peg leg and an eye patch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy Fiction, historical nonfiction, Science Fiction, dabble in fantasy, and a few manuals of things that might be useful for taking over the world.

I love film and could go on and on about my favorites.

I had my own radio show broadcasting to the Albany NY region. I love all genres of music, frequent record stores, and play several instruments. That being said, I am not a snob about it. I just like to appreciate everyone's tastes.

Food: om nom nom
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think I have too much stuff. Sometimes I wish life were simpler. Imagine if all we had to worry about in a day was food and clean water. Imagine...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. I like to be a forward thinker.

Politics and the current state of the world.

Zombie defense plans.

Ideas for businesses (and have started one)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever I feel like. Out with friends, trying science, surfing the web, working on my next business attempt... and on and on and on....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a friend that once stole the cap off a cop and ran down the street...oh wait. It was supposed to be about me?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Now! I am really not that picky. If we click, we click. Below are some things I know I have liked in the past.

The Personality (Most Important)

-You are able to keep a cool head.
-You are more organized than I.
-You are goofy.
-You have seen Pinky and the Brain.
-You aren't offended if I correct grammar and are not afraid to correct my own.

The Physical:

Green or blue eyes
Non- natural colored hair(blue, purple, pink) is very attractive
Wears Glasses 8-)

Proper assigned reading/watching may include but is not limited to the following:
-Pinky and the Brain (Knarf)
-Star Wars
-The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

(I know I am strange but it is me)

Non-humans need not apply. (Elves are ok)

I triple dog dare you!

You freakin' read through all that...