I hope that if you don't message me/message me back, at least what I write was fun enough to read.
If you google my name you get anything but me. According to Google I am:
-A Hockey Arena lovingly nicknamed "The Shack"
-A winery (Actually fits a little)
-A famous Poker player
-A Tae Kwon Do Grand Master
I am unfortunately none of these...yet!
Here's the stereotypical fact-by-fact paragraph that seems to be popular on this site:
"I like whiskey over vodka. Sweet over salty. I have seen all of the Disney princess movies, but liked the Lion King better. When I was five I wanted to be a dinosaur. (Hasn't changed) Coffee calls to me when I am at work. I am well cultured in every way I could. 45 degree weather is perfect."
The rest is not so generic, as is my style.
I bring knives to gun fights because it is the last thing they would expect!
I am a Commissioned Officer in the US Army Reserves. (Who probably wouldn't be allowed to use a knife in a gun fight)
I am the type of person who would love to go out to the midnight premiere of a new movie just for the fun wacky people and a good time. It really wouldn't matter so much what the movie is.
I love exploring the world. I also love teaching.
I love this site because I love the thrill of messaging that someone who seems like they will be perfect for me and the rush that I get every time I see that little mail tab pop up. I tend to worry way too much about my messages.
Of course looks mean little. I am still searching for "The One" *Neo suddenly appears*
Pictures and embarrassing personal details available upon request!