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gambit34

38 Irving, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Michael, 38 from Irving. I'm going to be totally honest the odds of a woman talking to me is slim to none. I'm either not attractive enough to get a woman to reply to me. or I am only attractive enough for people that are overweight with 15 kids and possibly live in a trailer park. half the time I feel like I'm treated worse than the f****** douchebags are on this god damn site.

I like to work out, shoot pool, listen to music and go to movies. i am very funny with a off the wall sense of humor. I would love to find a woman that is lovable yet caring. Someone who can get my corney jokes. Who sees Christmas just as romantic as valentines day. I am a very sweet man.

I am smart and a bit of a nerd (ask me what type of nerd). I will make you happy and be very loyal to you. I have never cheated and I never will. You will not see any ex drama with me. Just be a bit open to the idea that I am a good man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at HD and getting to start school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things mentally and handy around the house. I am self taught I know how sow iron cook and clean. I know the importance of pressure washing the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
actually no one notices anything about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
ask me gotta leave something to talk about
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God
family
job
food
car
phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends. Relaxing at home. Movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ask me anything I will tell you. For some reason women seem to have this notion that all men are here to f*** them. My secret for being on here seriously just to find a f****** relationship. That don't seem to want to happen for me here or in everyday life.
You should message me if
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if you are tired of jerks.