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Last online
Nov 18
5' 9" (1.75m)
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Doesn’t want kids
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I'm here to meet interesting people. No, that is not secret man lingo for "your vagina." I've seen one before.

Have you thought before? Do you know what an art is? What is movie do? If so, I'm interested; send me a message.


My name's Chad Walker and I'm an artist. I do illustrations for bands and games, preferably for money. Within the next couple of paragraphs, I’m going to explain to you why we should have dinner.

I'm a very sane individual and feel that to be pretty important. I'm proud to say that I won't be saving pieces of your hair or telling you to put lotion on your skin. If this isn't what you hoped for, then I have a consolation poster of a very hungry looking Anthony Hopkins to give you.

I do my best to stay self-aware, and external view-points are very interesting to me. That said, I enjoy a well observed critical opinion. You can tell me I look like Steve Buscemi's teeth. I respect that.

I'm very analytical about things and don’t have brash emotional reactions. If you forget to wear matching accessories, I won't eat your last piece of cheesecake.

I like humor that plays on logic or conventions; but I also like things that appeal to my perpetually regressed child-brain. You tell me an embarrassing story, I'll shake your hand. You tell me a wonderful story of irrevocable shame, I'll buy you a dress (not really).

You know what's good? If you thought art, you are correct: music, movies, games. Pizza can also be correct.

Finding new, legit music is one of my favorite things. Unfortunately, my knowledge of the top 100 is on the level of an Amish goat farmer. Who is Rihanna even? I'm about that new sound. You heard any Japanese math-rock or fusion jazz lately? It's even better than Kanye.

It's very important to me to be able to understand things you like, especially things you don't like. I believe that attempting to understand how you feel about something lets you better understand yourself. Without keen observation of that, why should anyone else care to understand you?

I used “understand” four times in that previous paragraph. Redundancy bothers me, but I’m in a very “Fuck English” mood right now.

If you talk to me on the internet, I’ll often misspell stuff. I apologize in advance for when I ruin the art of language, 'coz sometimes I just don’t care 'bout formality. Proper grammar is cool; the DJ better stop the turntables when I correct myself on to vs. too, but I try and bring as much of my real personality into convos as possible.

I'm not big on inhibitions. I'll say what I mean and mean what I say. While certain pacing is involved with talking to people, I believe that it's best to just be open and let people know you for who you are. Keepin' components of your personality "TBA" is absurd to me. That sort of thing only leads to problems later, when interaction becomes a game of barriers and acceptance, rather than just being damn who you is.

A lot of what I'm going to say, following this, will sound somewhat arrogant. It is to an extent. However, I do maintain an open mind and have respect for those of contrasting interests. So I'm not going to flat-out shun anyone for differing beliefs or ideals. I try very hard to understand everyone for who they are.

I'm not a fan of overly zealous members of any religious group. I think it's perfectly fine to have beliefs of the supernatural, but once it starts affecting your corporeal lifestyle and your state of mind it becomes a problem. The most real thing in this world is your perception of it. Religion taints and distorts that, often to negative effect, promoting prejudice of varying degrees. Remaining faithful to an intangible figure can also create an inhibiting lifestyle I don't appreciate. The morals within religious works can be nice, and I concur that rape and murder are not savory.


I also really like cannolis, eclairs, creme-brule, and custard donuts. Basically stuff filled with cream, don't read into it.

Hopefully that is enough superficial information to fill you in. If not, send me a PM and I’ll answer everything TMI style.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to better myself as an artist. I will currently draw anything for money, because that stuff is good. You can check out my art in the extended photos here, or on my tumblr!

I'm also learning how to produce music in Ableton and NI Maschine. My current skill level, "toddler with a disability." I'm going to drop the sickest My Little Teapot remix you've never heard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-I'd like to think I'm good at art.
-Making the worst faces.
-Providing advice regarding emotional conflict.
-Playing Street Fighter 4. I sometimes go to tournaments. I'll beat your ass.
-Lying to my parole officer.
-Making you question whether or not I have a parole officer.
-Naming animals, ex. “Shatwise Brownsworth” and "Jeep Grand Cherokee"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Though a lot of people comment on my sense of humor or shoes.

Someone once said I had a, "vibrant personality and style."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lolita, and anything by Tolstoy.

Rosemary's Baby, The Thing, The Orphanage, Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jacob's Ladder, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Airplane, Brazil, Die Hard, Leon: The Professional, Akira, Mind Game, The Fifth Element, Videodrome, Lethal Weapon, Robocop

Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Hannibal, Dexter, Arrested Development, Community, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, Key: The Metal Idol, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Outlaw Star

---Acid Jazz
Jazzanova, Corduroy, Jaga Jazzist
Mew, Tokyo Jihen, Ling Tosite Sigure
Mister Lies, Giraffage, XXYYXX
---Club Jazz
JABBERLOOP, Jazztronik, grooveline
---Funk Rock
Phat Phunktion, Scoobie Do, Super Butter Dog
---Fusion Jazz
Dirty Loops, Snarky Puppy, Casiopea, DIMENSION, Prism, Jimsaku, Al Di Meola
Niki & The Dove, Roisin Murphy
---French House
Breakbot, She Said Disco, VentureX
---Jazz Funk
Jamiroquai, Tom Browne, Ronnie Laws, Heatwave, Patrice Rushen
---Jazz Rock
the band apart, susquatch, he, Steely Dan
---Math Rock
toe, Delta Sleep, Father Figure, Invalids, dios trio, Calcius Repton
---Minneapolis Sound
Prince, Wendy & Lisa, fDeluxe
---Noise Rock
Bad Rabbits, George Clinton
---Piano Rock
Reign of Kindo
---Post Rock
mouse on the keys, 3nd, rega, te'
---Progressive Metal
Animals As Leaders, Periphery, Plini, Cynic,
---Progressive Rock
Big Big Train, King Crimson, Yes
Phyllis Hyman, Sade, Teena Marie, Anita Baker, Hall & Oates
Keenhouse, Miami Horror, Futurecop!
ESPRIT 空想, Saint Pepsi, マクロスMACROSS 82-99, MACINTOSH PLUS

Moloko, Incubus, Primus, Frontier Backyard, Bajofondo Tango Club, France Joli, Chaz Jankel, THE JERRY LEE PHANTOM, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stanley Jordan, Bo Kaspers Orkester, Djavan, Michael Jackson, Recloose, Crazy Penis, Simian Mobile Disco, Deerhoof, Cornelius, Reel People, Calvin Harris, Sam Sparro, DJ Deckstream, Nona Reeves, Mr. Bungle, The McCrarys, Loquat, boa (the UK one), Ling Tosite Sigure, Angélique Kidjo, Kirinji, John Scofield, George Duke, The Brothers Johnson, Big Moves, As Tall As Lions, The National Bank, Kurt Elling
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art, music, movies, love, DESSERTS, Street Fighter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The lyrics to Chris Brown's, "Wet the Bed."

This guy here writes a full song about how spectacular he is at making women sploosh, and just as masterfully demonstrates why no one bothered to write one before.

The moment he starts singing, he's already skipped all the foreplay; he's alluded to the imminent danger that he may drown in your bodily fluids. Presuming, that in the presence of his talents, you're going to let him "deep up in your ocean."

Let's observe that euphemism. The "ocean?" Did Chris Brown just tell you, your pussy is comparable to the ocean? That's one big ass vagina Chris, let's try harder to sound flattering.

Assuming he went for the obvious and meant that you're going to be wet like the ocean, who is gonna relate to this? "MY PUSSY SO WET, MY BOYFRIEND CHOKED ON IT (HE'S A LIFEGUARD)." When that subtitle is too ridiculous for Jerry Springer, you don't wanna own that.

When the chorus finally delivers, "Yeah, girl, you heard what I said. I'm gonna make you wet the bed." For those of you who bought their mattress full price from Sears, my bets are on, "no." Also, why recall the only relevant imagery of "wetting the bed," pissing the sheets, when talking about sex? This is like some reverse R. Kelly shit.

Some filler lyrics pass, so bad they'd make Hot Pockets sick; Ludacris then jumps in to posit that someone has "sprung a leak," and needs "the plumber," as if plumbing has ever been remotely appealing. He should've put in the extra work and wrote a verse about clogging your disposal.

Eventually he gets confused after rapping too fast and mixes his metaphors, "Women call me the Super Soaker, and I'mma soak your bed to death." I'm sure he meant well, and just wanted to go public with his professional "plumbing" services, but he said the "Super Soaker."

The Super Soaker has and always will be a device that you grip at the shaft and manually spray fluid from the tip, kinda like a penis. So, this man here is gonna personally, "soak your bed to death." Sure.

I'm going to advise you not invite this guy over if you take pride in your carpet; you'll regret it.

The song then continues to drone on until it reaches a unbelievable 4 minutes and 28 seconds. I ask myself, if songs are typically a microcosm of an event or life, how long has this been going on for to reach 4 fuckin' minutes and 28 seconds song time of things getting wet?

Convert this song to dog years, this has probably been going on for 12 hours; and if Chris Brown is half as good as he claims to be, you better hope you stayed away from the hardwood floors, 'cuz that shit is ruined.


I also think about the value of making individuals happy, instead of "how to save the world."

How music is often unfortunately used for "character posturing," selecting music that people will overhear you listening to, to give you a palatable persona. (example: listening to classical to make you seem smart, rap to make you seem hard and streetwise, or not listening to Spice Girls because it will make you look "gay.") It's really crap!

How people aren't able to identify objective qualities about art or music, and instead try and validate personal opinions.

The power of arrogance.

How first year art students love to call people out on "tangents."

People's unwillingness to accept being imperfect and wrong.

The value of accomplishment over immediate satisfaction.

How being overly complacent with your life or abilities can lead to stagnation and delusions of grandeur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love singing to Chaka Khan and Prince.
You should message me if
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If you've got a dynamic personality and have a brain in operable condition. I'm afraid I'm a man of impossible demands.