Born in Oregon, raised in Florida, living in NYC. I enjoy that New York actually has seasons, as opposed to the minor variations on summer that Florida has. I frequently find myself wearing way too little in the winter just to enjoy the cold.

I work in the web industry, and with as much of my life as intertwined with the internet as it is, online dating has always been something that still seemed a little creepy. YES COMPUTER I WOULD LIKE AFFECTION PLEASE SEND IT NOW KTHANKS.

I'm a bit of a sarcastic goof-off, for which I blame my parents. Frequently described as a "class clown" in parent-teacher conferences (Once even as a "future bank robber"). Though upon first meeting a person I'm usually a little reserved or quiet. I think of myself as a kind person, though I try to put up a tough exterior (it's not very effective).

I like to eat, read, travel, listen to music, attempt art, and have the latest gadget. Not necessarily in that order. I also apparently have an unhealthy number of cardigans.

Slowly trying to furnish my apartment with as little Ikea as possible. I'm coming up on 30 so it's time to graduate to adult furniture. Or maybe less crumbly particle board?

Collecting dumb art to put on my walls.

For the time being I'm just trying to have fun and get by while doing it. Working as little as possible, spending time with friends, and slowly trying to save for the next stamp in my passport.

-I really like to draw and wish I had more time to do it. Sometimes I find the time to go to a session at a studio.

-I can play guitar alright. At least good enough to play in a bunch of punk bands in high school.

-Procrastinating.

This jerk has a beard and glasses? I really have never asked people about this.

Books by: Larry McMurtry, J.D. Salinger, Richard Dawkins, Harry Turtledove, George R.R. Martin, Ken Grimwood, Mary Shelley, Audrey Niffenegger, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Naomi Klein...

Movies: Comedies like The Big Lebowski and The Birdcage, terrible stuff like Waterworld and The Fifth Element, zombies movies, westerns. I like a bunch of stuff.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, The Twilight Zone, Trailer Park Boys, Rachel Maddow, Archer, a bunch of terrible reality shows.

Music: The Marked Men, Dillinger Four, The Lillingtons, The Copyrights, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Queers, Sloppy Seconds, David Bazan/Pedro the Lion, anything with Rob Crow, Dillinger Four, Enter Shikari, Kind of Like Spitting, The Methadones, Screeching Weasel. Really though, I could probably list artists I like of any genre, be it synth-pop, country, hip hop, indie rock, electronic, post-rock, metalcore, etc.

Food: I like trying new things. My favorites though are Indian, Mexican, and Italian. Also, I have a love affair with pizza.

Kindle
Passport
Guitar
Laptop
Phone
Keys (to get into my apartment, where I keep all of the above)

-Leftist political ideologies.
-Wikipedia.
-Where I am (I get lost all the time and couldn't live without GPS).
-What time it is (I'm super schedule oriented).
-How to be more efficient.

I have no faults.

You like whiskey and can call me on my bullshit.