Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey thanks for stopping by!
Here's what I wanna tell about myself:
I'm Bari said like Barry just spelled different.
I'm 35 single no kids.
No arrest warrants, never been arrested.
No lingering ex's drama. Just funny relationship stories.
Social drinker I don't do any drugs.
I'm driven, passionate about everything I do in my life.
I don't have a car but working on it summer I'm hoping.
I'm a manager if you can guess where you could win a prize.
I like to have fun despite I never smile in my pics I'm not very
I do have all my teeth though.
I have a good sense of humor once you get to know.
I have two female rats we are a "package deal".
I don't have any dick pics so you won't be getting any from
What I'm looking for from online dating? A real relationship so if
you don't want one look elsewhere. I'm not into open relationships
or any of the that crap people are into nowadays.
What I'm not looking for is "let's exchange numbers" and two days
later never hear from them again. Don't waste my time I won't waste
I like to read watch movies, listen to all kinds of music, play
board games, sleep, cook, go shopping,go bowling, go out to eat,go
on long trips and many more things.
If your interested in knowing more about me feel free to message
me. I hope to hear from you soon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, having fun, meeting new people, living life to the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, im like a human imdb if you don't know what that is
shame on you. Bowling,cooking, baking, many things to many to add
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My great smile, or my witty personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
World war Z not the movie version. Jack reacher novels, Daniel
Silva novels,The Faithful Spy, and many more.
Music:Wu tang clan, Adele,Coldplay,Kayne West, Empire of the Sun,
Tech N9ne,2 Chainz,Major Lazer 311,The killers,Run the Jewels and
many many more just no country.
Movies: Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers, Iron man, 300, step
brothers,James Bond movies, watchmen, django unchained, friday the
13th series, Avatar,Scarface, The Dark Knight,scott pilgrim vs the
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My devices, air, dr pepper,sleep,fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse and where I will be when it happens also
where is that special someone for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find some chaos to create or just some fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a size 14 shoe. I enjoy the Twilight Saga and Dating I
really don't understand.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your looking to go out and have fun. Also if your one who likes
to be distant and not like to text or talk to make future plans
don't bother messaging me I shouldn't have to do all the talking to
get to know someone.
If your serious about meeting someone message me. With that being
said if you hit "like me" on this. Just send me a message don't
expect me to decipher who it is.
Please be straight I have nothing against being bisexual or gay but
I'm looking for a straight woman.
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