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26 Petersburg, VA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 17
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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I'm looking for a serious relationship. Someone to settle down with. If I messaged you it's because I think you could be my Bonnie. I'm not looking for a FWB or one night stand. I'm not particularly looking for a house wife but I'm not against it. I do not party or go clubbing so if I messaged you and you go out every weekend with your friends getting drunk than don't message back it's easier that way. I do not enjoy relationships that comes with a group of people if you don't have to ability to be one on one with someone than don't message back either. Ex boyfriend/baby daddy/ex-husband/parents drama need not apply either.

I Joined the Army is Feb 2010. Deployed to Afghanistan in Oct of 2010 and was wounded by an IED blast in Aug 2011. Have two scars on my head from it and a metal plate in my head from where a piece of metal went into my skull. And no it doesn't set off metal detectors in airports. I enjoy the hell out of netflixs and put in hours a week on it. Not a big video game fan anymore but will play something once in awhile.
What I’m doing with my life
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Manager at Richmond Times
I’m really good at
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Whistling, being lazy, coloring, fixing computers, and being awkward
The first things people usually notice about me
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How shy I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cabin in the woods, Devils Rejects, American Psycho, American beauty, Mama, Evil Dead, Old School, Requiem of a dream, Excision, Lord of the Rings, Gettysburg, Exorcist, Happy Gilmore, Killer Klowns from outer space, Texas Chainsaw, Let the Right one in, Se7en, and The other guys.

Futurama, South park, Tosh.0, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Malcolm in the middle, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Freaks and geeks, Supernatural, Wilfred, Storage Wars, and Key and Peele.

Some rap, country, rock, classical. A little of everything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone
My two cats
My couch
Candles ya idk they smell great
Corny humor I love all jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing watching a movie. I don't drink and I hate going to clubs. Don't mind DDing from a bar but will commandeer the jukebox with nonstop Katy Perry and Ke$ha. Just how I roll.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a weird crush on Kristen Schaal
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a real good sense of humor, want to have a random conversation, or debate about anything meaningful. I'll talk to anybody that takes there time out to message me.