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gav429

36 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am co-dependent, borderline illiterate, needy, cheap, have poor personal hygiene and will most likely steal your identity and credit card information.

(Also I'm trying to prove that no one actually reads these things).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the Director of Distribution Marketing for a collection of TV networks that you probably watch.

IG @ gvuono, creep away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Onomatopoeia!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Explosions in the Sky. Wet Hot American Summer. Bourbon. Blade Runner. Game of Thrones. The Royal Tenenbaums. Donna Tartt. British comedy. Cheeseburgers. Hemingway. Breaking Bad. Mastodon. Bill Murray. Futurama. etc etc. Probably the same hipster shit that you like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My fish Tuna Turner (Update: RIP, Tuna). Songs promising that everything will be alright. Audible. Seltzer. That YouTube video where everyone thinks they see a Leprechaun. A sixth hilarious thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is "desperately" an option in the "Do You Drink" section of your profile? Who on earth would choose that un-ironically?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up in da [book] clurb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had a dream that I was slam dunking a basketball in slow motion while the song "Everything I Do I Do It For You" was playing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We have a higher enemy percentage than match percentage. I've always wanted an enemy.

.... or even if not. Go for it, I'm pretty friendly.