I am kind and decent person. I have a job and I love my kids. I like to have fun, and you could do far worse in the looks department.
Also much like you, I’ve had good relationships, not so good relationships, and relationships that just left me wondering what planet I was on when I decided to let this person in my life.
I want what every girl out there wants: A man with mouthful of teeth and head full of dreams. Someone who knows what a due date on a bill means. Someone who can make a frozen dinner. Someone who doesn’t use the phrase, “Get’er done.”
However, after being in the online dating world for more years than I care to admit to, I find that these demands of mine are a tall order.
So I am taking drastic measures.
I am officially lowering my standards.
Please take advantage of my limited time offer!
If you are emotionally unavailable and needy,
then look no further!
Commitment-Phobes: You guys turn me on!
If you live across the country or across the ocean,
I might be the one for you.
If you want to keep messaging me without ever meeting
me, NO PROBLEM!
If you use Groupons on the first date, I think I love you already.
If you text during dates, that’s awesome! I’ll text too!
Do you take pictures of yourself in the shower? Yay!
***Rehab stints, DUI’s, and siblings not speaking to you because of your toast at their wedding, a DEFINITE plus.
Other qualities I’m looking for:
Vagueness, irritability, selfishness, bitterness, negativity,
not over you ex, bad grammar, and can’t spell.
All good stuff for me!