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22 F Katy, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I'm Shannon. I type a looooooooot of vowels and use too much punctuation!!!!!!!!!! I gave up on pretending to know how to pronounce words correctly.

I identify as queer. She/her/hers pronouns. Femme and/or hard femme with tomboyish moments. Like a 5.5 on the kinsey scale.

Originally from Texas, but I lived in Massachusetts for the last year, trying to figure myself out. I've moved back to Texas to apply the things I've learned about myself to the rest of my life. Starting cosmetology school soon to get an AA.

"She's hot and gay" - basically everyone (me)
"Really into One Direction it's kind of weird and I can't tell if it's ironic or not" - Close friend
"Annoying, always needs money" - mom

A few quotes for the back of my autobiography, to be titled: What's Up With Shoulder Pads, I Mean, Are They Going To Make A Comeback Or Not? Subtitled: Make Up Your Mind, Shoulder Pads.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, living, sleeping. Reading and writing a lot. Bike riding! Realizing how little I care about proper grammar when it really comes down to it, but still knowing the proper mechanics of the language. Body positivity! Intersectional feminism!

I'm a hole-in-the-wall bar/pub, go and see a movie three times in the theatre because I love it so much, last minute decisions to go and see unknown bands in a crowd of four people, spend all day in an art museum, drive around listening to the same upbeat song on repeat kind of kid. But, on the other hand, I love sitting down and reading or just having a few hours of quiet time. I'm a HUGE fan of naps or marathoning TV shows.
I’m really good at
Making tacos, relating everything back to a television show, and getting people to watch the movies that I like. Also fantastic at convincing myself that "this time I will finish and like this beer" and failing to accomplish either.
The first things people usually notice about me
Boobs, probably. Eyes, maybe. Hair? Glasses, possibly. There are plenty of things to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: John Dies at the End and This Book Is Full Of Spiders: Seriously Dude Don't Touch It, The Princess Bride, Hitchhiker's Guide, Harry Potter, and Good Omens. I have a soft spot for YA. Richard Siken is my favorite poet. Currently trudging through Lies, INC.. And so many more.

Movies: Pacific Rim! Wristcutters, The Fall, The Social Network, Star Trek XI, Bridesmaids, Whip It, Chronicle, and Pitch Perfect. Plus a slew of artsy indie movies in which young adults complain about their lives for two hours. Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, and David Fincher. Studio Ghibli and Pixar movies, of course. I love movies more than I love most things.

Television: Parks and Rec, Orphan Black, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The X Factor US, Star Trek: The Original Series, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Veep, New Girl, Arrested Development, and The Mindy Project. Plus a ton of retired shows like LOST, Spaced, Heroes, etc. etc. etc. And even more that I used to watch but just don't keep up with like Supernatural, Teen Wolf, and Doctor Who. Don't even get me started on the ones that I at one point attempted to watch but then forgot to finish catching up on like Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, and Elementary.

Music: The Dodos!!!!!!!!! Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, Sufjan Stevens, Spoon, One Direction, Little Mix. and Born Ruffians. I'm REALLY into 50s music. Electroswing is a cool thing and if you are not familiar with it you should remedy that. Musical soundtracks are a guilty pleasure!! I will seriously listen to just about anything. The range spreads across decades and billboards. However, I am mostly addicted to indie pop and boring acoustic.


Food: I love learning to cook and bake! Making things from scratch is a nice challenge. My favorite thing to make is chicken enchiladas, my favorite thing to eat is actually probably also chicken enchiladas... Chocolate milk and orange juice!!!! I love a good smoothie. I'm also an extremely picky eater, if you are legitimately curious just ask and I will explain.
The six things I could never do without
Cats (all of them)
I like walking places so, my feet.
One Direction (I am deadly serious)
Internet connection
Hand lotion
Modern medicine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space travel, boy bands, and feminism. Wondering when was the last time Harry Styles washed his hair.

I have this recurring nightmare, in which I am about to go on stage for open mic night -- sidenote: I've never done stand up comedy in my life -- but I didn't have any of my jokes written or memorized so it's just the ten minutes before I'm supposed to go up and I'm freaking out because I don't have any jokes.

I think it's a sign I'm supposed to be a stand up comedian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends or hanging with the family. I like to spend a lot of time alone too, so usually blogging and junk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Just gonna be upfront and say: fanfiction. I read it. I write it. It all started with Harry Potter.

I'm a pretty subby girl with lotsa kinks.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're gonna type something more than just "hey whats up".

You want to talk to me but you think maybe I will message you first, (Hint: I almost never message anyone first, sorry, it's not you... it's me).

You have feelings about One Direction and wish to share them with me. Liam is my favorite!!!