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gcolls

33 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Charming absurdist - big fan of fun & adventure/extreme relaxing. I love good people, animals, and making people laugh - see: @fleshcake

I'm originally from Michigan -- I've been living in SF for almost a year now.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing comedies for Funny or Die, WitStream, Splitsider, etc. I also work at a performance theatre downtown. Still kind of getting stable here, so I'm always looking for less expensive things to get into. It sounds impossible, but you can still have plenty of fun in the city without spending a lot. I can show you how.
I’m really good at
Almost falling on the bus (also falling)
Google image searching "cat wigs"
buzzed laundry
listening
working hard
playing hard
having a clean room
not judging
and naturally, bowling
The first things people usually notice about me
Human features
courteous dude
hopefully not on fire?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Craig Clevenger, Katherine Dunn, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Gravy Richardsons

Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Tim & Eric, The Wire, Arrested Development, Louie, Colbert, Daily Show

Movies: Usual Suspects, Bottle Rocket, Re-Animator, The Jerk, Let the Right One In, Being John Malkovich, Anything Bill Murray

Some music favorites: Melvins, Black Sabbath, Mike Patton, Queens of the Stone Age, Madlib, Captain Beefheart, Isis, Big Business, Sam Cooke, Secret Chiefs 3, High On Fire, Otis Redding, Carcass, Hall & Oates, Thelonious Monk, ELO

Food: Tacopizzaghettiaritushiwiches
The six things I could never do without
Imagination
Cheese
Various animals
Haircuts
Good pals
My musics
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to eat next
space
puppies
space. . . puppies?
On a typical Friday night I am
This category doesn't apply here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be on a travel bowling league.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You know how to get out of paying a parking ticket.

You are ready to get silly.