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35 M Newburgh, NY

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  • Ages 26–35
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  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Black, Native American, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm just a bit of a normal guy. I like to party, have a good time and enjoy the company of friends.

I tend to more honest and loyal than I should, even when it comes back to bite me. I'm also the type to value the honesty and loyalty of others above just about anything else. If you ask a question, you will get an answer even if I know ahead of time you're not going to like the answer.

I can sometimes be a rather introverted person. Not in the self centered sense, just I'm not the kind of person who opens up a bit slower and prefers a smaller circle of true friends than a ton of acquaintances.

I love to travel, though I don't really get the chance that often. I've only been outside the country to Canada and the UK, though both were great. I'd like to visit Russia and Belarus as well as Germany, France, and Spain someday. I should probably go to Japan at some point to meet my brother's in-laws too.

I like kids, and am thoroughly enjoying being an uncle. Unclehood is awesome. It's like automatic permission to let kids have fun. Ice cream at 9pm? Check. Play on the big kid slide? Check. Cake for breakfast? Check. The best part is you know you're doing it right when mom gets mad.

I have declared 2013 as year of the Gdgbv. Fuck it, I've had too many down years lately and I'm not done with it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to get things back in order. This whole 'economy' thing and whatnot has caused me to hit the reset button on some parts of life.

So yeah, right now is just work, and getting ready to go back to school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, , having a good debate, drinking, doing a piss poor job of being a goalie, and watching some hockey. Telling a good story, and enjoying a good joke. And cooking, gotta enjoy a good dinner.

I'm kind of good at playing the bass guitar, though I need a ton more practice. One day I will have a band. Oh yes, I will. And we will rock. Oh yes, we will.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My pipe. Yes, I smoke one. No, it isn't because I'm trying to be pompous, just like it. That and my oddly dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books I'm Reading/Have Read: Gulag Archipelago, Berlin Diary, To Kill a Mockingbird, Animal Farm, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, 1984, A Brief History of Time, The Great Mortality, A People's History of the United States, Collapse, Guns, Germs and Steel, Anna Karenina (halfway done!)

Books on the reading list: War and Peace, The Brothers Karamazov, Crime and Punishment, Atlas Shrugged, The First Circle, Ender's Game, insert a random Philip Dick title here, Cancer Ward, Leviathan, a lot more.

Movies: Reservoir Dogs, Empire Strikes Back, V for Vendetta, Tropic Thunder, Fast Times, Better off Dead, Breakfast Club, Way of the Gun, Pulp Fiction, Say Anything, Army of Darkness, Night/Dawn/Day/Land/Diary of the Dead, Usual Suspects, Brazil, Rushmore, Big Lebowski, Fargo, Blade Runner, Clerks, the Italian Job (the original, not the Marky Mark one), Heathers, I think you're getting the drift....

Music: The Bouncing Souls, the Clash, Ramones, Pistols, Sham, Youth Brigade, Bosstones, Darkbuster, Rancid, the Boss, Zep, the Who, Gangstalicious, Metallica, just about everything, but punk rock and ska especially.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My goalie pads, my bed, my friends, music, Canadian Club and some of the books above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we're here. Not why I'm here, I'm here to accomplish little and lead a average life in an average neighborhood with average kids and an average wife. Or so I'm told.

But you ever wonder if there's more to life than just the chance development of multi celled organisms from single celled organisms from some kind of primordial soup? There's got to be something better in store for humanity than the shit we're doing now. I mean why are we spending all our time blowing each other up over bullshit when we could be putting our effort into working together and maybe traveling the stars or something?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with the guys or just chilling out and getting ready for the weekend and some pick up hockey or something fun. Basically anything that can give me some good times with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That deep down inside I miss being four because it meant you were still expected to take naps halfway through the day.

That and I love seeing "y'all got issues" when I look at someone's profile because it almost always provides a laugh once you see what the bot was talking about.
You should message me if
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If you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, have ever hacked the gibson, still go to shows (but wonder how the hell the kids got so damn young at them), know that when you're in the zombie apocalypse you have to kill anyone in your group bitten even if its you're mom, hate folding laundry, still sing in the shower, or just sometimes wonder how the world got so fucked up.