I have an odd sense of humor. I've heard jokes/told jokes about
anything. One of my favorite bar activities is to tell Jesus jokes
to my Jewish friend while he tells jewish jokes.
I hope to finish my degree in phys-ed/sanskrit by the end of the
I like beer, and beer likes me. I am a musician-
I give people nick-names that i am pretty sure will annoy them (ie: scooter, pumkin...)
I ask questions like 'Have you ever seen an Elephant with an Afro?' and 'If you went camping, and woke up to find a condom sticking out of your ass, would you tell anyone?', and I say stupid things like "Once i was a man stuck in a womans body...but then my mom went into labor."
I do 'party', but i don't get too wild...anymore. I can have a good time at a HUGE party, or just 5 people playing poker...(I don't like large crowds of people I don't know)
I also have a serious side. I'm real good under pressure, and am very reliable under stress. I think i have a real good idea of what is important in life, and what is just b.s. that can be 'ignored'.
I am eloquent, cultured, and a redneck