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geekandafreak

31 M Orlando, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh how can I possibly sum myself up in a short paragraph? I come across as both a well-mannered gentleman and a blunt, sarcastic asshole who works hard and has a quick wit, but those whom I allow to get close get to see my inner workings, the parts of me I don't allow my coworkers and casual friends to see. I'm moderately intellectual and unashamed of being a bit of a nerd, but I'm also a freak who enjoys kinks that would put off the average person. I've found however that most people who posess the same geeky qualities I have also posess the same freaky ones. At my heart, I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, which can often be at conflict with my depraved nature and taste for for BDSM. Just because I may want you spread wide and gagged and strapped to the bed doesn't mean I don't want to get stoned and binge watch Netflix curled up on the couch after. I am currently in possession of a beautiful, obedient little subby whom I care about deeply, so I am not looking for a relationship, and if you have a problem with our lifestyle, we will probably not get along. I do however love meeting new friends, smoking buddies, and like-minded individuals to have intelligent (or completely unintelligent) conversation with and share exploits with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been living in Orlando since July of '09 after moving from western Pennsylvania. I spend my days sweating over a hot stove, working my way up the culinary ranks and enjoying (mostly) every minute of it. It's been said that if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. And while some days (translation: many days) are certainly a chore, at the end of the night I have a feeling of accomplishment and pride in what I've done. Or at least that's how I feel after the first couple puffs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If I didn't have a proficiency beyond average in the kitchen, then I've probably selected the wrong career path. So yes, I'm good at cooking, and if I had a nickel for every time somebody asked me what my favorite thing to cook is, I'd be opening my own restaurant instead of cooking for the mouse. But don't tell him I said that. I saw what he did to the Jonas Brothers. I'm also a pro at procrastinating, and in turn good at working under pressure and keeping my cool. I'd like to think I'm good at maintaining conversation and making potentially awkward situations less so, but I'm also good at rambling on occasion. Moving on...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Right now, it's probably the fact that I started rocking the beard again, but usually my steely blue eyes are the first thing someone notices, unless I'm wearing an exceptionally snug pair of jeans. I also have really long legs. For some reason, I seem to just have an air about me that makes others think I'm in charge. Perhaps that's how I often get thrust into a position of leadership, albeit not at all unwillingly. I like having responsibility placed on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll read just about anything, but I especially love a good political thriller of the Robert Ludlum or Tom Clancy variety. I've finally restarted A Song of Ice and Fire, but i just cant find the time. I don't read nearly as much as I used to. Damn you Netflix.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The Following, Fringe, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Killing, Once Upon a Time (not as much of a chick show as you might think), Family Guy, South Park, Tosh.0, The Soup, Catfish, Good Eats, Chopped... And I miss my old favorite, 24.

Movies: As Good as it Gets, The Dark Knight Trilogy, any of the Marvel movies, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Gladiator, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, James Bond, American Hustle, the Big Lebowski and a plethora of others I've neglected to name and somehow feel guilty about not naming, as if a movie can feel jilted.

Music: I'm a classic rock fan, but I can respect anything if I enjoy listening to it. My short list of favorite bands includes Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Doors, Journey, and others.

Food: Don't even get me started.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•Food
•Sex
•DVR/Netflix
•Intellectual conversation
•Laughing
•Weed, because it makes everything better
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about the future and make plans for things that will probably never happen. I fantasize a lot, and not always sexually. I dream about one day having my own restaurant, and then the realist in me reminds me of all the tedious bullshit and massive amounts of money that entails. I daydream and think of adventures I'd love to have and of someone to share them with. I also ponder stupid, random questions like "Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?" or "Why the fuck does it seem like I just asked for gold plated heap of shit anytime I order something special at McDonalds?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm a cook. Friday nights I'm at work. Usually though, I'll end up at my apartment enjoying Netflix, some herbal therapy, and some much needed debauchery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I usually "freeball" under a pair of jeans. There's not too much private I won't admit in conversation.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're intelligent, a geek, and down to chill with an easy-going guy with an affinity for kink, but who doesn't want to spend all his time in the bedroom. I'll talk to anyone who can hold a conversation and who piques my interest. Don't bring me unnecessary drama, and we'll get along just fine. If you're down with the herb, even better. And please, if nothing else, be forthright with your intentions and don't lead me to believe they're something different than what they are.