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35 F Washington, NC

My Details

Last Online
Aug 1
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm never sure what to put in these spaces, because after all, aren't we always our own worst blind spots?

Instead, 10 random facts about me:

1. I spent part of my high school years living almost-kinda-abroad, in American Samoa. While there, I attended the local public high school with several thousand students, but only 4 other palangis (politely translated, white foreigner). It was a wonderful, eye-opening time in my life, and I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything.

2. I hate to put this front and center in my profile but every time I'm on I get a ton of messages from guys who've missed one very important fact: I'm not single. Haven't been for awhile. I am, however, not entirely monogamous. Yes, my partner is aware of this, and yes, my partner is likewise not monogamous. I'm quite obviously not disinterested in meeting other people, but please be aware that I'm looking for friends first, and dating as a distant second. If you're just looking to get laid I'm not your lady.

3. My hair is naturally curly, and always has been. I have big, Shirley Temple-type curls over most of my head. I used to wish for straight hair, but my hair and I have had a Come to Jesus moment since then.

4. I'm a total food snob, but yet love love love grilled American cheese and bologna sandwiches with a side of Campbell's Bean with Bacon soup. Also fond of: cool ranch Doritos and that fake cappuccino stuff ("coffee what tastes like cocoa") you get at gas stations. I do not partake of these items on a regular basis, for the obvious reasons.

5. I am, at best, a mediocre vocalist, but I still want to take voice lessons one day. My hope is eventually I'll get good enough to sing torch songs on top of a piano in some smoky bar somewhere. Or become a rock star, like you do.

6. I spent the first 25 years of my life being a total slob; and the last seven being a neat freak. What happened? I married someone who made bigger messes. All things considered, I like being a neat freak more than a slob; I can always find my keys these days.

7. I own so much music on physical media (CDs, mostly) that I wasn't able to purchase a hard drive large enough to store all of it in a lossless format until within the last few years. I still can't fit it all on a single iPod. The only truthful answer I can give to, "so what kind of music do you like?" is "Yes."

8. I can read somewhere between 600 to 1000 words per minute, depending on what I'm reading, and whether I'm reading for enjoyment (genre fiction) or comprehension and learning (non-fiction). I've been timed by people who don't believe me and as a parlor trick at parties. Yes, I'm aware this makes me a freak.

9. I am somewhere in-between "flaming liberal" and "a touch left of moderate," depending on who you ask. I'm beginning to suspect that most politicians are just full-time crooks catering corporate interests, but I still participate in my government, because otherwise, how else is it going to change?

10. I am a hardcore computer geek. I taught myself to touchtype, owned several *nix (Linux/BSD/Solaris) systems before ever owning a Windows machine, and have been on the Internet and in possession of an email address longer than Justin Beiber has been alive. I remember the September that never ended, and Kibo replied to one of my posts once. I think in command line, and I'm probably more l33t than you.

Bonus Fact: My sense of humor tends towards sarcastic, dry, or just plain weird. If you think I'm making fun of you, I probably am; that's usually a sign I like you. If you think I'm serious, I can assure you I'm not. However, neither of these statements apply if you've pissed me off. Then I'm seriously making fun of you because you're an asshat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Restarting a career in IT, learning how to open my own business (properly, that is, with things like market research and a business plan), getting fit, pushing against my boundaries and doing new things, facing my fears, and generally bringing about a ton of change in my life.

It's an interesting time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
[Stuff and things.]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Other than my tits?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes: I read an average of 100 books a year.

Yes: I'm always up for a movie. All hail Netflix.

Yes: Though I cut the cord and sold my TV.


Yes: Though I forget to eat on an embarrassingly regular basis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, various trace minerals, vitamins, twenty-two amino acids, and probably a host of things I've forgotten.

I also think the Internet is swell, and I'm never without something to read. I think my Kindle is probably the coolest thing EVAR.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
[Stuff I read on the Internet.]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night. I'm an introvert.

Hell, half the time, I *forget* it's Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know when the narwhal bacons.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have embraced good grammar and know how to use a spellcheck.

You are an individual, and not one-half of those semi-merged couples who can't be arsed to get separate profiles, and troll the Internet looking for bisexual woman for a threesome. I might be a fucking unicorn but I'm not your unicorn, and I'm definitely not interested in your threesome (unless you're Christina Hendricks; in which case, let's talk).

Your message doesn't come in the form of a wink, and contains a conversational gambit designed to demonstrate both your reading comprehension and intelligence. Single sentence messages will be deleted on sight, as will anything approaching text speak.

...and even then I may not respond. It's not you; it's me. Sorry.