Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Don't you wish we could put our thumbs on a pad and get a green or
red light? But I suppose that's what these sites are for.
I'm easy going (probably too much so), stable (mentally and
financially), funny (can't you tell by this hilarious profile?),
and love composing sentences with parenthesis in the middle of them
The ability to hold an intelligent conversation is a must.
I like all kinds of movies. Some favorites off the top of my head
include, Pulp Fiction, Heat, Fight Club.
Enjoy sitcoms on TV like Community, Parks and Rec, Raising Hope,
Arrested Development, Modern Family and many others.
Other favorites are the Wire, Deadwood, Game of Thrones... lets
face it, any series on HBO.
Music... I mainly listen to Podcasts in the car. I enjoy all types
of music but I like to have my brain stimulated whenever
Before podcasts, it was Metallica, Pearl Jam, Counting Crows, Live,
Black Crowes, Maroon 5, Coldplay..
I enjoy making people laugh and my humor can tend to be a little
dark sometimes. I love 'cringe humor' like in Louie, Always Sunny
in Philly, The Office (original).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a couple of Subway franchises that I should probably spend
more time at.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about things that interest me. I have a lot of interests
and can usually have a conversation about anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Avid reader. Favorite author is probably George RR Martin. I was a
fan before it was cool.
I own and have read every Stephen King book. Favorites are The
Stand and The Green Mile.
Neil Gaiman books including Sandman.
I watch way too much reality TV even though I know they are
I like all kinds of movies. Probably the reason I have a 100 inch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Way too much. Tend to over think and over analyze. Why people make
the decisions they make...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hanging out with friends drinking some wine, playing board
games and generally being social without being in a bar.
You should message me if
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You are smart, like intelligent conversations on a wide range of
topics. Can be goofy. Geeky tendencies are a plus!
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