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geeksandartists

32 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I sell things, I write things, I sell things I write. Does anyone actually read these blurbs? I'm sure most of you visited this profile, checked out my pictures, saw me staring at that giant can of metamucil, and thought “I must have him. Now.”
What I’m doing with my life
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Protecting Matlock from the perils of OKCupid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting Cosmo UK to interview the voices inside my head as if they're real people.

Also: don't believe anything you read in Cosmo UK.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eye patch.

Aaaaaar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The right answer to any question is always Not Ayn Rand.

Just kidding, I love Ayn Rand.

(I don't.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
… standing in front of a mirror wearing a fine silk robe, holding a glass of whisky in one hand and a copy of Atlas Shrugged in the other. Every few minutes I scream “JOHN GALT! JOHN GALT!” at the top of my lungs. This goes on for about five hours.
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