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26 Brisbane, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–49
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm just looking for friends currently i live in a beauitful old freemason church thats been renovated into a house on the outskirts of Fortitude Valley. Friends have called me spider for 8 years now.

Coffee is my addiction, usually on sunday or tuesday i'll have indian with friends, that's pretty great too. Honestly i'd just like to make new friends with women that relate to me. While i have a wide variety of "nerdy" interests i'm also very adaptable, if my girl just wants to sit on tumblr, watch rom coms and cuddle that's fine by me. Cooking isn't my strongest point and i mostly fail at cooking for vegans, but yes i can cook. On a good day i'll come home with sushi, zarraffas, new clothes and new pillow pets. Reflecting on my profile i've realized that huge long lists might be unappealing, but the reality is i'm very much interested in meeting like minded people. Without building a variety of friendships i can't expect to develop feelings for somebody vice versa. So that's what i'm here for, new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Comfort and happiness are usually my prerogative, i am not very ambitious outside of that. Video games, sushi, coffee and clean sheets are some pretty big highlights for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can handle my alcohol really well
The first things people usually notice about me
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My name is Spider and i can be pretty reserved, saying that i have a lot to say. Certainly wouldn't say i'm a loud person though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So i spent lots of my youth listening to swedish death metal and norwegian black metal but since i was 20-21 i've enjoyed raves lots more, labels i've enjoyed over recent years are: Scantraxx, fusion, digital:age, mad decent, OWSLA and recently "wedidit"

metal bands i've found that are timeless are Burn The Priests, Immortal and Burzum. Another hobby of mine has been importing figurines, manga and collectables. Some of my favourites are Neon Genesis Evangelion, Metal Gear Solid, Ghost In The Shell and Final Fantasy. The only other things i collect are sex toys and blu rays. For those of you who are extra nerdy i have acouple of nice IPS and TN panels and i recently bought a GTX770. My favourite drink is fire and ice but i'm completely okay with drinking almost anything straight out of the bottle short of wine.

My favourite band is "Weekend Wolves"

others would be Gesafellstein, RL grime and Baauer. You can find a bunch of poorly written lists below.

Defqon1, Stereosonic, Future Music, Parklife, Soundwave etc

###EDM### (mostly RL grime, baauer tbh)
##Gesafellstein, Proxy, Etnik, Brodinski## Diplo, Dillon Francis, baauer, RL Grime, Justice, kill the noise, aoki, alvin risk, KNIFE PARTY, hucci, haezer, psyko punkz, noisecontrollers, chasing shadows/killsonik, bro safari, DJ snake, weekend wolves, major lazer, feed me, MartyParty, Djemba, zeds dead, felix cartel, diplo, luminox, BARE, gtronic, alpha twins and probably acouple deadmau5 records....

###METAL### Burzum, Electric Wizard, Immortal and Opeth

###TV### Boardwalk Empire, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, The Wire, Wallander (SWE/UK), Dexter, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, True Blood, Family Guy and alot of Adultswim content.

Metal Gear Solid

###Mainly anything Studio Ghibli or Production IG###
Knights of Sidonia, No game No life, Shingeki no Kyojin, Naruto, Sword Art Online, BTOOOM, Girl X Panzer, Gintama, ghost in the shell:sac, high school of the dead, GANTZ, black lagoon, old hellsing, EVA, kurosuka, eden of the east, perfect blue, gundam, elfen lied

###FILMS###, cult, burton stuff, tarantino stuff, ridley scott, miyazaki etc

### American psycho, Event Horizon, Blade Runner and Alien ###
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i've gone to some pretty great lengths for coffee in my life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, KDR, framerate, money, coffee, pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i've had a pet tarantula for 5 years, she was 6cm when i bought her and now she's roughly the size of my hand.
You should message me if
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you'd like to get japanese curry at wintergarden, or sushi train at south bank... or a drink at mana or kerbside.

Also i'd like to add i have two PS4 in my room and appropriate seating, booze etc. Plus Netflix & Crunchyroll.