"Scaling the cliffs of insanity. Battling rodents of unusual size. Facing torture in the pit of despair. True love has never been a snap"

I’m looking for someone who is intelligent, open-minded, funny, and playful . Someone who isn't easily offended by much of anything. New ideas and swear words are not something to cringe at!

I'm kind of a nerd and I love it! Music, shows, friends, and books make my world a better place. Random adventures and shenanigans also tend to put a smile on my face. I also consider myself intelligent, open-minded, funny, and playful. I'm Someone who isn't easily offended by much of anything.

I love horrible horror movies and comedies. Live music (Usually a metal or punk show, but I don't avoid any specific genre)

I'm a big fan of Cribbage, and thumb wars. I appreciate art in all it's forms. Vinyl has a soft spot in my heart, and making nifty things out of old things!

But me in a nutshell...Humor. Sick dark humor...With a lot of sass and sarcasm.

Working hard so I can play hard.

Cooking, making other people laugh, being awesome and sarcasm.

Probably my eyes. or my height...I'm really tall for a lady.

I will read absolutely anything, but Catcher in the Rye and Neverwhere are my top picks. Neil Gaiman, Chuck Palahniuk, Samuel R. Delany.

I love horrible horror movies and comedies. Some of my favorite movies are Antichrist, The Taint, Things, anything David Lynch, Step Brothers, Requiem for a Dream, Amelie, Antichrist, Children of the Corn, Garden State....the list goes on..

TV Shows.....Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, True Blood, Shameless, Ancient Aliens, Hemlock Groves...

I listen to all kinds of music from classical to death metal.
But a snippet of my music choices: Swans, Funeral, mewithoutYou, Death, Black Flag, Danzig, Naked City, Big Black, Killing Joke, Pedro the Lion, Napalm Death, Brand New, Retox, Coheed and Cambria, Circa Survive....

~Music
~Books
~Good Conversation
~Compassion
~Friends/Family
~Netflix.

Metal bowling league. My plans for the night. Plans for tomorrow. How soft kittens are. My bed. Sleep. Doctor Who. New ways to build a fort. Pillows. Jokes. Life. Penguins.

Living it up with my friends. At a show. Watching Netflix. enjoying a fire pit at a friends....Laughing.

I am a very open person. You can ask me anything and I will answer honestly. But really just a side note I'm horribly afraid of spiders...So I hope you can tremble in fear with me so we can laugh about it later, or maybe you're an epic spider slayer??

You like to build forts.
You enjoy sick dark humor.
You say inappropriate things just because you can.
You want to go to a show.
You love beer.