I have the type of sense of humor that finds Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, Tosh.0, and South Park hilarious. Oh, and Jackass. It's not lowbrow! Its genius is in its simplicity!
I often quote Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, and Denis Leary.
I love Internet memes.
I love all things Microsoft - PCs, Surface, Windows Phone, and especially Xbox. More on this later in my profile.
I like following politics, but it doesn't dominate my interactions. I tend to watch MSNBC over Fox News (unless I need a good laugh), and I look forward to my daily dose of Jon Stewart and weekly dose of Bill Maher. Although, to be fair, sometimes Bill goes a bit off the deep end.
If you were to describe me in terms of D&D alignment, I am Neutral Good, who wishes he were more Chaotic Good.
I do not generally pose for dating website profile photos shirtless in a mirror, I type in complete sentences, and I use grammar and spelling appropriately. So already I should be ahead of the curve, right? :)