I'm a computer geek. I find my self moderately humorous, but others find me pretty funny or not so funny so I guess it depends on your sense of humor, but you are going to need to have one. I'm an introvert. I like to read - mostly news, economics, science, humor and cat videos. I listen to NPR sometimes. I think it's better to have information than uncertainty. I like to understand people, even their flaws. I lurk on reddit. I ask questions and sometimes I take answers and use them to generate more questions, like a four year old on steroids. I like spooky Halloween trails and bring people that can scream for my pleasure. I like movies. I play some sports (volleyball, soccer) badly.
Pros: I can see over most people. I have a decent job and a clown car. The mafia is not looking for me. I have not spent time in prison - it pays to have good lawyers. I do not have bodies buried in the backyard - that's the first place that gets checked.
Cons: I am unwilling to skydive, I mean, who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane? I don't ride motorcycles. My singing sounds like an injured walrus mating call. I avoid mid-day sun or wears hats and sticks to shady areas - may be part vampire, but not the Twilight kind. (I've never actually seen Twilight, but I hear the vampires glitter and that shit just ain't right.) I am losing my hair. I cannot tell you the number of times that I've been told, "I can't take you anywhere" after I've been slightly mischievous. I have no fashion sense - I have orange and yellow sweatshirts and I will wear them.
I don't watch professional sports. No football, hockey, baseball or basketball.
I'm pretty casual outside of work. T-shirts in the summer, sweatshirts in the winter. I dress for comfort and not for style.
I have two kids that I have every other weekend.