I'm a computer geek. I find my self moderately humorous, but others find me pretty funny or not so funny so I guess it depends on your sense of humor, but you are going to need to have one. I'm an introvert. I like to read - mostly news, economics, science, humor and cat videos. I listen to NPR sometimes. I think it's better to have information than uncertainty. I like to understand people, even their flaws. I lurk on reddit. I ask questions and sometimes I take answers and use them to generate more questions, like a four year old on steroids. I like spooky Halloween trails and bring people that can scream for my pleasure. I like movies. I play some sports (volleyball, soccer) badly.
Pros: I can see over most people. I have a decent job and a clown car. The mafia is not looking for me. I have not spent time in prison - it pays to have good lawyers. I do not have bodies buried in the backyard - that's the first place that gets checked. I am not living with my mother and she does not live with me. My written English is pretty good and I spell fairly well. You can probably beat me in scrabble though because my vocabulary has never been able to keep up with women. Women have names for hundreds of "colors" and I only count about 10 colors. Eggshell? That's white-ish. Aqua? blue...ish. There is light blue and dark blue but they are all part of the blue family. Each shade of blue does not need an interior designer to name it. I know this is not real because two paint companies in the same store give different names to the same "colors". Seriously?
Cons: I am unwilling to skydive, I mean, who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane? I don't ride motorcycles. My singing sounds like an injured walrus mating call. I avoid mid-day sun or wears hats and stick to shady areas - may be part vampire, but not the Twilight kind. (I've never actually seen Twilight, but I hear the vampires glitter and that shit just ain't right.) I am losing my hair. I cannot tell you the number of times that I've been told, "I can't take you anywhere" after I've been slightly mischievous. I have no fashion sense - I have orange and yellow sweatshirts and I will wear them.
I don't watch professional sports. No football, hockey, baseball or basketball.
I'm pretty casual outside of work. T-shirts in the summer, sweatshirts in the winter. I dress for comfort and not for style.
I have two kids that I have every other weekend.