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50 Germantown, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 33–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:02pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Has kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My mom says nice things about me and my friends say ... well, just ignore what they say. If you can't trust your mom, who can you trust?

I'm a computer geek. I find my self moderately humorous, but others find me pretty funny or not so funny so I guess it depends on your sense of humor, but you are going to need to have one. I'm an introvert. I like to read - mostly news, economics, science, humor and cat videos. I listen to NPR sometimes. I think it's better to have information than uncertainty. I like to understand people, even their flaws. I lurk on reddit. I ask questions and sometimes I take answers and use them to generate more questions, like a four year old on steroids. I like spooky Halloween trails and bring people that can scream for my pleasure. I like movies. I play some sports (volleyball, soccer) badly.

Pros: I can see over most people. I have a decent job and a clown car. The mafia is not looking for me. I have not spent time in prison - it pays to have good lawyers. I do not have bodies buried in the backyard - that's the first place that gets checked. I am not living with my mother and she does not live with me. My written English is pretty good and I spell fairly well. You can probably beat me in scrabble though because my vocabulary has never been able to keep up with women. Women have names for hundreds of "colors" and I only count about 10 colors. Eggshell? That's white-ish. Aqua? blue...ish. There is light blue and dark blue but they are all part of the blue family. Each shade of blue does not need an interior designer to name it. I know this is not real because two paint companies in the same store give different names to the same "colors". Seriously?

Cons: I am unwilling to skydive, I mean, who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane? I don't ride motorcycles. My singing sounds like an injured walrus mating call. I avoid mid-day sun or wears hats and stick to shady areas - may be part vampire, but not the Twilight kind. (I've never actually seen Twilight, but I hear the vampires glitter and that shit just ain't right.) I am losing my hair. I cannot tell you the number of times that I've been told, "I can't take you anywhere" after I've been slightly mischievous. I have no fashion sense - I have orange and yellow sweatshirts and I will wear them.

I don't watch professional sports. No football, hockey, baseball or basketball.

I'm pretty casual outside of work. T-shirts in the summer, sweatshirts in the winter. I dress for comfort and not for style.

I have two kids that I have every other weekend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, computer guy solving problems.

By night, evil villain plotting world domination. Not very unsuccessfully, I might add.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making chili - I mean, at least I like it. And as my son said to me the other day, "I only like your Chili. it is the best."
Oh, and fresh salsa with cilantro. Lots of cilantro.
Fixing computers.
Finding the humor in a situation.
Really bad puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're tall" is what I usually hear. Sometimes they say my clothes don't go together, but then they don't make garanimals for adults. Perhaps I should dress with the light on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Dune, Forever War, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's guide.

Movies - Serenity, Matrix, Fifth Element, Children of Men, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Holy Grail, Green Mile, Watchmen, The Matrix, and others.

Music - Mostly rock, pop, and alternative. Older stuff includes Beatles, Mama's and Papa's, Elton John, Billy Joel, Dire Straits (except for that "Money for nothing" song), ELO, Pink Floyd and others. Newer stuff includes Pink, Dido, Maroon 5, Train, and many others.

Food - Chocolate, Pizza, lasagna, pretzel rolls, pasta, garlic, raw bell peppers, sourdough bread with butter, chocolate, garlic mashed potatoes, chocolate, toasted coconut marshmallows, tomatoes and cucumbers, good ribs, carved roast beef sandwich with horseradish, onion and bbq sauce, and chocolate ice cream. I have a sweet tooth, although I rarely order dessert when I go out. Oh, and chocolate. I can't forget the chocolate.

My diet at home is mostly vegetarian though, especially in the summer. I'll admit to being a picky eater. Some flavors or textures just don't mesh with me.

I don't eat seafood or fungus. No bay crabs for me. Feel free to have some crabs while I have a piece of this cow.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If you assume we have the basics of air, food, water, sleep...

Computers, indoor plumbing, electricity, imagination, chocolate, curiosity, humor, and the ability to follow instructions.

And having lost power in a storm again (thanks Pepco), I can confirm the importance of electricity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I use 4 medium red potatoes, is 4 cloves of garlic too much for garlic mashed potatoes?
If the answer is 42, what is the question?
Where am I going to take the kids next weekend?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix or having my kids do their math.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing in the car while driving but I need the music loud so I don't have to hear myself singing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You secretly desire to be a minion.
- You have a sense of humor and you like geeks.
- If you scare easily and want to go on a haunted trail or house.
- You don't mind provoking an introvert into a conversation.
- You have a secret mission only I can perform to save humanity.
- You realize that I am unlikely to start a conversation, but I am likely to respond to one.

Any combination of the above.

Perfect people need not apply. (You're just lying to yourself anyways.)