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geekyguitarguy

31 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Twas many years ago, around 1983, or rather exactly in 1983, when I was expelled from the womb. At that exact moment, birds were chirping and flowers began to bloom. This probably had more to do on account of it being spring and not because I was introduced into the world, but tear down a man's dream and you tear out his soul. I don't remember much about the moment of my birth, I don't remember much before it either, but I'm fairly certain I cried a lot. Probably on account of my being a pussy. Lots of people saw me naked that day, doctors, nurses, my parents. Much has changed since then.

I spent the formidable years of my life growing up in close proximity to the beach, where my heart still lies unless someone has picked it up, until my parents moved us into the country where the public schools had "Take Your Tractor to School Day". I never had a tractor, nor did I ever go to public school, so I never knew what I wasn't missing out on in the first place.

Time passed.

At the tenderly ripe age of 22 I was lured to the bright lights of Las Vegas with promises of jobs and $300 a month rent. I would be rolling in dough, they said. I would have to beat the ladies off with sticks, they said. They lied. Or, they never said things like that at all and I'm making it all up. I assure you this isn't the case. But it might be.

Fast forward one year later and you'll find me moving back to Virginia. (And, please, do find me if you can move forward through time, because you're someone I probably want to know.) Why would I leave the city of sin, you ask? Because of a girl. Ah, love. Clearly, that didn't work out.

I've spent the last four years studying photography in the hell that is Nashville, TN. Actually, it's not so bad, once you get passed the conservatism, the lack of good public transportation, and the blatant love of the Confederacy. But it's too far from the coastline for me.

So the next chapter of my life will see me moving to our nation's capital at the end of June to pursue a career in photography. If you've read all of this then kudos to you! Send me a message. Please tell me what kudos are. I have no idea. But it's a funny word. Kudos. Kudos. Kudos.
What I’m doing with my life
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I feel like it's time for an update. So here goes. An update.

The End.

Epilogue:

I returned to academia two years ago to procure a degree in the photographic arts. Because that's where the money is. I feel like I've found my calling, as cliche as that sounds. (I want to spell cliche with that little ` on the e. But the spell check says it's spelled correctly.)

After my commencement, I shall be looking forward to the life of the starving artist. Or finding some lonely, rich cougar who wants nothing more to lavish a handsome, young stud such as myself with gifts and a healthy stipend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding information. I like the detective work that goes into and putting all of the pieces together to find out what I need to know.
The first things people usually notice about me
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On occasion I like to dress up in suits. This happens a lot in the winter. I also like to wear my long overcoat and fedora. I often get confused for a 1920's gangster. People at work call me old man, Frank or Humphrey. Frank and Humphrey are my heroes so I usually take it as a complement and don't feel the need to introduce them the business end of my Tommy gun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: "Sailing alone Around the World" is probably my current favorite book. It was Huck Finn when I was younger. I also like Nick Hornby and I just discovered and Paulo Coelho, but the book I bought got destroyed before I could finish it. I also like Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series.

Favorite movies: Casablanca, Cinderella, The Godfather, Ratatouille, The Usual Suspects and You've Got Mail. I've also been watching Love Actually a lot and it's quickly becoming one of my favorite movies.

First and foremost, will always be Frank Sinatra and Jimmy Buffett. I love Dave Matthews, but haven't really been able to get into his last few albums. I'm also really into Irish folk music, like the Clancy Brothers, Tommy Makem, Luke Kelly, The Dubliners, The Wolfetones etc.

Food: Italian food was always my favorite when I was a child. There are two great pubs/restaurants in Nashville, one Irish, the other English, that I absolutely love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are:

my camera,

my iDevices,

my guitar

my nook

the Internet (no, seriously. I tried. I was in a coma for two days after. The doctor said never to try it again if I value breathing.)

and

a hot shower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to shoot next. With my camera. I don't want to give some unsuspecting country girl the impression that I enjoy nothing more than to gallivant around with a massive firearm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. I like how okcupid starts my sentences for me. They know me too well. When I'm not working I'm usually at home catching up on netflix or I'm at Barnes and Noble pretending I can read. I have a dream that one day I will finish "Hop on Pop".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might think Mary Poppins is kind of hot.
You should message me if
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you find me interesting, and want to talk to me. Although, after you've read my whole profile, I'm afraid there may not be anything left to talk about.