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geezelouise92

22 Knoxville, TN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, internet people that may or may not be completely out of my league. I'm Kim. I'm 22. I'm pretty down to earth and I can be somewhat of a recluse. I never really enjoyed partying.

I'm an open book, and I will talk about literally anything, so dI n't be afraid to ask off the wall questions or make generally random statements, I'm more likely to respond to those than just a "Hey" or "What's up?" The more random you can make it, the better.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I'm currently working, so that takes up a lot of my time. So to counter that, I'm sleeping. A lot. Not to sound cliche, but I'm kind of just living day by day. I'm not planning anything extravagant except for maybe getting my own place in a few months and not live with friends any longer. I'm doing stupid shit cause I can do stupid shit. Hey, I'm being 20-something, and enjoying myself.

Oh, I eat a lot of food. It's kind of my thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm probably best at forgetting where my keys/wallet/phone/ anything important to my everyday life is/are. I don't like to brag, but I'm pretty daggum good at baking cupcakes. I'm also a world class sleeper. I've awards and everything.

I have this weird ability to never look like the same person. I'm my own doppelgänger. Which makes absolutely no sense, and, ironically, all kinds of sense. Hmm.

I also have a problem remembering painting my nails on my right hand...like, I'll walk around for days with one hand done.. It's an increasingly frustrating issue. I'm just left hand retarded, okay? Don't judge me.

I'm good at eating. Mmmmm food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If we are going the superficial route....I've been told I have pretty eyes on occasion. Also, that I have very nice hair. I mean, it is really soft hair, I could understand that.

If we are going the "Kim is a fuckin' idiot, why do we hang out with her" route .....then....people tend to notice my innate ability to make a fool of myself and my way of making most everything into a joke or funny in some way.

Oh, and I have a potty mouth that could make a sailor blush.

Ass. Tons of ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows:
Doctor Who
American Horror Story
Supernatural
Regular Show
New Girl
How I Met Your Mother
Arrested Development

Movies:
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Django Unchained
Batman anything
Night At the Roxbury
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Igby Goes Down
Take This Waltz
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Boondock Saints
Harry Potter
Anything with Leo Dicap, Bruce Willis, John Goodman, Joaquin Phoenix or Mark Ruffalo in it. Also everything Scar Jo.

Music:
Anything in the same realm as.....
Mumford and Sons
Black Keys
White Stripes
Kings of Leon
Adele
Amy Winehouse
Florence and The Machine
Cake
The Spill Canvas
90's anything
80's anything
Movie Soundtracks
Almost anything on the Hit Music Stations
Anything you'd hear on the Classic Rock Station

Books:
HARRY POTTER
Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Looking For Alaska
The Fault in Our Stars
Hunger Games
The Outsiders
Anything Kurt Vonnegut omg.
I wish I had more time to read and my high school librarian to guide me through the task of finding "young adult" novels again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no specific order:

Waffles
My right hand
My glasses (contacts will suffice)
A brain
Shoes that don't require laces
Al Roker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

"Brick killed a guy...."

"I'm nobody's trophy, Goose"

"That's why momma named you Joe Dirt instead'a Nunamaker."

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."

"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. wanna see?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home on Netflix. Maybe accompanied by a drink, or 3. I don't go out much. Not my thing...outside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm deathly afraid of clowns. Simply terrified.

I don't know where else to put this so this seems as good a spot as any.

Lets face it, we paint ourselves better over a device than we actually are. We all seem way more chill or desirable from behind a keyboard. Truth be told is, I'm awkward as hell. I make things uncomfortable with how awkward I am, and a lot of the time, it's off putting. I can talk to someone over the Internet or through text, or hell, even a phone call and make you think that I'm such a catch, but I bet my bottom dollar that upon first meeting, things will be weird. I'm not as cool as I let on, and I'm kind of a shitty person, but I'm trying to change. I've got a good head on my shoulders, it's the rest of me that needs to play catch up. So there's your disclaimer, Internet love interests. I'm not going to pretend I'm not fucked up.I drunk text exes when I'm lonely and I sleep with people I shouldn't. I have my faults. I'll not promise I won't get bored. If you think you're up for the challenge, I'll always give you the chance. I'm looking for something serious. I'm ready to give my all to someone, so if you're looking for a lay don't waste my god damn time. Keep fucking stepping. If commitment and loyalty isn't "your thing" look the other way. I don't want to date around. I want a relationship. I want a future with someone. Please, remember that when messaging me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You....

Have a face.
Think my face is okay.
Have opposable thumbs.
Can form sentences that are grammatically correct.
Can name any of the movie references throughout my page.
Are okay with the fact that sometimes I wear a denim cat shirt and red lipstick in public.

But seriously, having a face really helps, though.

Oh, and please don't be offended if I don't message back immediately, I will do my best. And if you just so happen to see me viewing your profile many times with no message to you, and you are remotely interested...go ahead an message me. I'm terrible at the "first message" and I'm probably trying to think of something that's not completely idiotic to say by over-reading your profile.

If you made it this far, you must be ridiculous. That's the longest fucking profile ever. But since you did make it this far message me. Seriously. Let's talk. And answer this question....Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?