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22 Knoxville, TN Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:28pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, internet boys that may or may not be completely out of my league. I'm Kim. I'm 22. I'm pretty down to earth and I can be somewhat of a recluse. I never really enjoyed partying and I smoke too much pot to care. I'm in no rush for anything but maybe to cuddle down hard and snuggle up with a beard.

I'm an open book, and I will talk about literally anything, so don't be afraid to ask off the wall questions or make generally random statements, I'm more likely to respond to those than just a "Hey" or "What's up?" The more random you can make it the better.

Snapchat/tumblr/insta: Geezelouise92
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I'm currently working, so that takes up a lot of my time. So to counter that, I'm sleeping. A lot. Not to sound cliche, but I'm kind of just living day by day. I'm not planning anything extravagant except for maybe getting my own place in a few months and not live with friends any longer. I'm doing stupid shit cause I can do stupid shit. Hey, I'm being 20-something, and enjoying myself.

Oh, I eat a lot of food. It's kind of my thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm probably best at forgetting where my keys/wallet/phone/ anything important to my everyday life is/are. I don't like to brag, but I'm pretty daggum good at baking cupcakes. I'm also a world class sleeper. I've awards and everything.

I have this weird ability to never look like the same person. I'm my own doppelgänger. Which makes absolutely no sense, and, ironically, all kinds of sense. Hmm.

I also have a problem remembering painting my nails on my right, I'll walk around for days with one hand done.. It's an increasingly frustrating issue. I'm just left hand retarded, okay? Don't judge me.

I'm good at eating. Mmmmm food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If we are going the superficial route....I've been told I have pretty eyes on occasion. Also, that I have very nice hair. I mean, it is really soft hair, I could understand that.

If we are going the "Kim is a fuckin' idiot, why do we hang out with her" route .....then....people tend to notice my innate ability to make a fool of myself and my way of making most everything into a joke or funny in some way.

Oh, and I have a potty mouth that could make a sailor blush.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Doctor Who
American Horror Story
Regular Show
New Girl
How I Met Your Mother
Arrested Development

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Django Unchained
Batman anything
Night At the Roxbury
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Igby Goes Down
Take This Waltz
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Boondock Saints
Harry Potter
Anything with Leo Dicap, Bruce Willis, John Goodman, Joaquin Phoenix or Mark Ruffalo in it. Also everything Scar Jo.

Anything in the same realm as.....
Mumford and Sons
Black Keys
White Stripes
Kings of Leon
Amy Winehouse
Florence and The Machine
The Spill Canvas
90's anything
80's anything
Movie Soundtracks
Almost anything on the Hit Music Stations
Anything you'd hear on the Classic Rock Station

Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Looking For Alaska
The Fault in Our Stars
Hunger Games
The Outsiders
Anything Kurt Vonnegut omg.
I wish I had more time to read and my high school librarian to guide me through the task of finding "young adult" novels again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no specific order:

My right hand
My glasses (contacts will suffice)
A brain
Shoes that don't require laces
Al Roker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

"Brick killed a guy...."

"I'm nobody's trophy, Goose"

"That's why momma named you Joe Dirt instead'a Nunamaker."

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."

"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. wanna see?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home on Netflix. Maybe accompanied by a drink, or 3. I don't go out much. Not my thing...outside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm deathly afraid of clowns. Simply terrified.

I don't know where else to put this so this seems as good a spot as any.

Lets face it, we paint ourselves better over a device than we actually are. We all seem way more chill or desirable from behind a keyboard. Truth be told is, I'm awkward as hell. I make things uncomfortable with how awkward I am, and a lot of the time, it's off putting. I'm not awkward in the sense of "oh, how cute! She's quirky and shy" I'm awkward like, "oh, she really doesn't like social situations because she's always the one in the corner that no one talks to because she physically can not make herself be seen." I can talk to someone over the Internet or through text, or hell, even a phone call and make you think that I'm such a catch, but I bet my bottom dollar that upon first meeting, things will be weird. I'm not as cool as I let on, and I'm kind of a shitty person, but I'm trying to change. I've got a good head on my shoulders, it's the rest of me that needs to play catch up. So there's your disclaimer, Internet love interests. I'm not going to pretend I'm not fucked up.I drunk text exes when I'm lonely and I sleep with people I shouldn't. I have my faults. I suck with relationships and I'm afraid of commitment, I've run into a lot of heartbreak and it numbs the senses. I smoke a lot of pot to cope. I'll not promise I won't get bored. If you think you're up fr the challenge, I'll always give you the chance.

If we click and I see a possible future or if I'm just really into you, I'm almost definitely have sex with you. But the effort has to be there. I'm not just going to jump your bones because you show me attention. I'm pretty confident sexually and I like to express myself.
You should message me if
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Have a face.
Think my face is okay.
Have opposable thumbs.
Can form sentences that are grammatically correct.
Can name any of the movie references throughout my page.
Are okay with the fact that sometimes I wear a denim cat shirt and red lipstick in public.

But seriously, having a face really helps, though.

Oh, and please don't be offended if I don't message back immediately, I will do my best. And if you just so happen to see me viewing your profile many times with no message to you, and you are remotely interested...go ahead an message me. I'm terrible at the "first message" and I'm probably trying to think of something that's not completely idiotic to say by over-reading your profile.