Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, internet boys that may or may not be completely out of my
league. I'm Kim. I'm 22. I'm pretty down to earth and I can be
somewhat of a recluse. I never really enjoyed partying and I smoke
too much pot to care. I'm in no rush for anything but maybe to
cuddle down hard and snuggle up with a beard.
I'm an open book, and I will talk about literally anything, so
don't be afraid to ask off the wall questions or make generally
random statements, I'm more likely to respond to those than just a
"Hey" or "What's up?" The more random you can make it the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I'm currently working, so that takes up a lot of my time. So
to counter that, I'm sleeping. A lot. Not to sound cliche, but I'm
kind of just living day by day. I'm not planning anything
extravagant except for maybe getting my own place in a few months
and not live with friends any longer. I'm doing stupid shit cause I
can do stupid shit. Hey, I'm being 20-something, and enjoying
Oh, I eat a lot of food. It's kind of my thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm probably best at forgetting where my keys/wallet/phone/
anything important to my everyday life is/are. I don't like to
brag, but I'm pretty daggum good at baking cupcakes. I'm also a
world class sleeper. I've awards and everything.
I have this weird ability to never look like the same person. I'm
my own doppelgänger. Which makes absolutely no sense, and,
ironically, all kinds of sense. Hmm.
I also have a problem remembering painting my nails on my right
hand...like, I'll walk around for days with one hand done.. It's an
increasingly frustrating issue. I'm just left hand retarded, okay?
Don't judge me.
I'm good at eating. Mmmmm food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If we are going the superficial route....I've been told I have
pretty eyes on occasion. Also, that I have very nice hair. I mean,
it is really soft hair, I could understand that.
If we are going the "Kim is a fuckin' idiot, why do we hang out
with her" route .....then....people tend to notice my innate
ability to make a fool of myself and my way of making most
everything into a joke or funny in some way.
Oh, and I have a potty mouth that could make a sailor blush.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
American Horror Story
How I Met Your Mother
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Night At the Roxbury
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Igby Goes Down
Take This Waltz
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Anything with Leo Dicap, Bruce Willis, John Goodman, Joaquin
Phoenix or Mark Ruffalo in it. Also everything Scar Jo.
Anything in the same realm as.....
Mumford and Sons
Kings of Leon
Florence and The Machine
The Spill Canvas
Almost anything on the Hit Music Stations
Anything you'd hear on the Classic Rock Station
Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Looking For Alaska
The Fault in Our Stars
Anything Kurt Vonnegut omg.
I wish I had more time to read and my high school librarian to
guide me through the task of finding "young adult" novels again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no specific order:
My right hand
My glasses (contacts will suffice)
Shoes that don't require laces
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man?
You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it
actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to
flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they
thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like
people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really,
really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what
"Brick killed a guy...."
"I'm nobody's trophy, Goose"
"That's why momma named you Joe Dirt instead'a Nunamaker."
"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm
gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin'
for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."
"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. wanna see?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home on Netflix. Maybe accompanied by a drink, or 3. I
don't go out much. Not my thing...outside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm deathly afraid of clowns. Simply terrified.
I don't know where else to put this so this seems as good a spot as
Lets face it, we paint ourselves better over a device than we
actually are. We all seem way more chill or desirable from behind a
keyboard. Truth be told is, I'm awkward as hell. I make things
uncomfortable with how awkward I am, and a lot of the time, it's
off putting. I'm not awkward in the sense of "oh, how cute! She's
quirky and shy" I'm awkward like, "oh, she really doesn't like
social situations because she's always the one in the corner that
no one talks to because she physically can not make herself be
seen." I can talk to someone over the Internet or through text, or
hell, even a phone call and make you think that I'm such a catch,
but I bet my bottom dollar that upon first meeting, things will be
weird. I'm not as cool as I let on, and I'm kind of a shitty
person, but I'm trying to change. I've got a good head on my
shoulders, it's the rest of me that needs to play catch up. So
there's your disclaimer, Internet love interests. I'm not going to
pretend I'm not fucked up.I drunk text exes when I'm lonely and I
sleep with people I shouldn't. I have my faults. I suck with
relationships and I'm afraid of commitment, I've run into a lot of
heartbreak and it numbs the senses. I smoke a lot of pot to cope.
I'll not promise I won't get bored. If you think you're up fr the
challenge, I'll always give you the chance.
If we click and I see a possible future or if I'm just really into
you, I'm almost definitely have sex with you. But the effort has to
be there. I'm not just going to jump your bones because you show me
attention. I'm pretty confident sexually and I like to express
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Have a face.
Think my face is okay.
Have opposable thumbs.
Can form sentences that are grammatically correct.
Can name any of the movie references throughout my page.
Are okay with the fact that sometimes I wear a denim cat shirt and
red lipstick in public.
But seriously, having a face really helps, though.
Oh, and please don't be offended if I don't message back
immediately, I will do my best. And if you just so happen to see me
viewing your profile many times with no message to you, and you are
remotely interested...go ahead an message me. I'm terrible at the
"first message" and I'm probably trying to think of something
that's not completely idiotic to say by over-reading your profile.
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