I'm deathly afraid of clowns. Simply terrified.
I don't know where else to put this so this seems as good a spot as
Lets face it, we paint ourselves better over a device than we
actually are. We all seem way more chill or desirable from behind a
keyboard. Truth be told is, I'm awkward as hell. I make things
uncomfortable with how awkward I am, and a lot of the time, it's
off putting. I'm not awkward in the sense of "oh, how cute! She's
quirky and shy" I'm awkward like, "oh, she really doesn't like
social situations because she's always the one in the corner that
no one talks to because she physically can not make herself be
seen." I can talk to someone over the Internet or through text, or
hell, even a phone call and make you think that I'm such a catch,
but I bet my bottom dollar that upon first meeting, things will be
weird. I'm not as cool as I let on, and I'm kind of a shitty
person, but I'm trying to change. I've got a good head on my
shoulders, it's the rest of me that needs to play catch up. So
there's your disclaimer, Internet love interests.
And I'm not going to have sex with you. At least not without
knowing you pretty damn well. So if you're looking for an "easy
lay" keep looking. "I ain't that kinda girl."