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gellmandor

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I recently moved to Chicago from California.

I ride a bike.

I enjoy art.

I love tattoos.

I drink beer, wine, and whiskey.

I shoot pool (quite well)

I love live music.

I love fine food (and not so fine.)

Valar Morghulis

420

Stand-up
What I’m doing with my life
Selling houses by day, hanging out in dimly lit bars at night.
I’m really good at
Tongue twisters (ask to hear one), being a fucking goof, terrible bill cosby impressions, pop culture trivia, video games, snowboarding, finding great movies to watch, or looking for movies on Netflix for a long time and not finding one. I like finding cool music, finding interesting and fun restaurants and bars, my job.. making new friends, learning new stuff, making breakfast, not taking things seriously, joking around.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey, man... you know where I can get some bud?"

I guess I just have that look... but, yes, I do know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV:
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Mad Men
Game of Thrones
Family Guy
American Dad
Bob's Burgers
Archer
Dexter
True Blood
Parks and Recreation

Movies:
Star Wars
Inglourious Basterds
Resevoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Books:
The Walking Dead (way better than the show)
Watchmen
Fatale
Revival
Sheltered
Chew
World War Z
Game of Thrones
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Banksy's Wall and Piece
Choke
The six things I could never do without
Bike
Netflix
Sushi
Star wars
Music
Levis jeans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How did people make ice before the days of refrigeration?

Sacred Geometry

Alternate realities and multiple dimensions.

Deja Vu.

Building bikes (haven't done it yet, really want to!)

The Zombie Apocalypse

The differences between The Walking Dead comic book and the TV show.

Traveling to Europe and India.

Tattoos.. I love tattoos.

Why people still watch mainstream news media...
On a typical Friday night I am
Just. Fucking. Killing. It.

Or

Bombing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
in addition to dating, I also use this site to gather stand-up comedy material.

Also, one time, I vehemently defended the existence of the mythical creature known as the Jackalope.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You thought "me too" while reading anything I put in my profile.

You would rather just skip to a date and actually talk, rather than try to dissect eachother's poorly written biographies and repeatedly message small talk back and forth.

You want to go on long bike rides in the city (warmth is coming)

You want to.

You want to use my xsport guest pass.

You're not making a duck face in any of your photos.