Greetings mortals. This is weird for me. Usually I don't have to do this - my reputation proceeds me and I'm already notorious by the time I meet new people. I don't know why. I'm actually a nice person. Probably.

I am the proud founder of the currently brand new and shiney Guild of Sidekicks and Minor Characters, a place for everyone who feels taken for granted and ignored by the big hero types who always get all the glory. It can be found here: G.S.M.C. Message Board And it also has its own website, which may be found here: The Guild Website It's new, be gentle :D

I am currently conducting a search for minions and sidekicks in my Quest to start up my own shop. Do you know anything about retail? Or not? Are you just outgoing, bold, and totally uninhibited? If you are, and you want to help out with the business idea of the century, send me a message! Come on, don't keep a girl waiting...

I am dominant, passive aggressive, and insane.

Trying to earn some money and start up that damn comic shop. And get a black belt in Karate.

Cheering people up, dancing, getting into trouble when incredibly drunk.

How short and loud I am.

Star Wars, Terry Pratchett, indie, punk, ska, chocolate, pizza, doughnuts, biscuits, cookies, Fairly Odd Parents, comics, science fiction, Stargate Atlantis, ship... Oh, I love everything.

TEA, tea, tea, tea, tea and tea. And my laptop.

Er... tea. Music. Guys. Star Wars. How to start a business and make it work.

Drunk as a skunk. Or sitting in drinking tea and gossiping. It varies.

Hmmm... I used to be very nearly a lesbian (don't ask); I'm slightly insecure about my own attractiveness; I secretly really like romance; I cry at sad cartoons.

You have a more dominating personality than I do and you want to help me run the best shop this puny mortal realm has EVER seen...