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33 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like books and thinking and movies and the great and terrible things that fall from the sky and live in the hearts and minds of humans. If you like these things I will talk to you about it. I am a little different but I am ok with that in my experience normal people are usually robots or lizard people wearing skin suits. I own a fez.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been telling jokes on stage. Some people think I am good at it but I have been daydreaming and storytelling since before I remember.

I recently got involved in sketch comedy Doing some writing and some producing. I just started my own sketch group with five other guys we've done a few local shows, and are having a great time.

Returning to theatre soon as well. It's been almost ten years since I was in a 'real' play. But I've done some staged readings of late and I feel the stage calling me back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
almanacing, funny voices, poorly done shadow puppetry, drunken storytelling, sober storytelling, sneezing loudly
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm curious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mostly read non-fiction but do people think you are creepy if you say your favorite book is Great Expectations? I also enjoy anything that challenges or terrifies the imagination.

Actually I really like 'The World According to Garp' and most John Irving. Unashamed fan of Stephen King, the writer not the industry. Also Neil Gaiman and Game of Thrones.'s damn adicting. I don't have any form of cable at home, but man will I rent shows on DVD. Doctor Who has quite the warm spot in my heart right now.

Movies: Top 3: Back to the Future, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Topsy Turvey. I love old 1940's comedies. Nobody beats Preston Sturges
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I-II) The thoughts and memories in my head and a way to write them down
III-IV) The books and friends that I have gathered around me
V) A sufficient source of liquid nourishment
VI) A vague sense of purpose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What next? Where do I direct my energy? If I give myself too much to comedy am I missing out on things I could be expiriancing if I went hiking and climbing more? And vice versa.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do more during the week than I do on the weekends. I work 40 hours supervising a janitorial crew at Seattle Children's. Most of the show I do are on weeknights so I usually crash pretty hard come Friday. Unless I have set plans I stay at home with a movie on Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There are two tattoos one is Scrooge McDuck
You should message me if
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I'm a best friend type. Most people are comfortable with me right when they meet me. I an uncomfortable flirting with people I just met so if I'm interested in a girl I just ask her a lot about her to try and learn more about her, on the first date.
I like a more outspoken girl who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to say what it is.
Religious women or formerly religious women are great.
Also if you had an older brother you looked up to who never shared his comics, I may be your guy... ;)
Disney Princesses need not apply.