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general_smuts

24 F Brighton, UK

My Details

Last Online
Apr 21
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I have two pet rats named after awesome sci-fi lady fighter pilots so if you don't like them that's pretty much a no-no (badass laydees or cute rodents). I also like travelling and would go everywhere if I had the time and money. My favourite cities are Amsterdam, Copenhagen and New York. I also like: museums, libraries and CASTLES. Take me to a castle and I will be yours forever. I watch too much TV and I FUCKING LOVE FANCY DRESS PARTIES. I like dressing up as if everyday is a fancy dress party.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently have a boring full time job which has weird hours and is totally soul destroying and am trying to find a way to escape it but still pay the bills
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling over, hangovers, making chocolate torte, DIY (well those shelves I put up haven't fallen down or anything...), charity shopping, TRIVIAL PURSUIT, doing eyeliner on the backseat of the bus, procrastinating, Civilisation V, making a proper cuppa, losing things, over sharing, nothing useful, cocktails, romance, compliments, rolling, putting my foot in it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair, glowing with the fire of a thousand suns
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Sherlock, The Killing, Homeland, Battlestar Galactica, embarrassing things like Horrible Histories, Six Feet Under, Buffy, Spaced, The Thick of It, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Peep Show, Doctor Who, Girls, Star Trek, Supernatural, David Attenborough doing anything, nearly anything with a spaceship etc. etc.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Brave, Monsters Inc., In the Loop, Withnail & I, Clueless, Show me Love, The Exorcist (for hilarity), Orlando, The Avengers, Star Wars, Amelie, Crap superhero movies.

Food: All, and frequently.

Books: ANYTHING EXCEPT TWILIGHT

Music: I find it really hard to answer what music do you like questions as there is too much. My favourite album is Led Zeppelin IV. I hate Coldplay. If you dislike Led Zep or love Coldplay, plz do not message me as we are incompatible kthx.

Lady GaGa and David Bowie are my fashion inspirations
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mum, My friends, my rats, my doc martins, tea and cake, champers baby. (Soz Dad)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love and happiness, the future, the washing up, spending too much of my very limited funds, figuring out if I can actually have sex with my new iMac.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not going out as I have work at 8am on a Saturday which is disgusting. I cook dinner and watch comedy or have friends over. Saturday nights are fair game though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like reality TV about other people's terrible lives (eg. Intervention) BUT I HATE MYSELF FOR IT.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Someone who likes dinner and cuddles but also likes going a bit mad every now and then. Also if you are Sue Perkins, call me bitch.