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43 M Radstock, UK

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Last Online
Sep 8, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Arguably recovering mental patient with a penchant for world domination seeks similar possibly looking for minions also in the future to help me in my quest.

Just in case some of the above is a joke, seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
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What am I doing with my life? This question makes me feel like I am in an episode of Red Dwarf called the Inquisitor.

The main thing I am doing with my life over the next two months is moving to London from Eastbourne. Via radstock
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating crunchies'. Also I can get 74,000 playing boys don't cry on Rocksmith.

I am not very good at winning the lottery, taking pictures or getting hints. Definately not good at hints. Also gullable and over emotional.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comedy - Rhod Gilbert especially Award winning mince pie and Flaming Battenberg (self harming potato, calling Hitler a scamp = genius)
Dara O'Brien - Especially the video games sketch.
Michael Macintyre - All of his stuff is pretty much spot on.
Kevin Bridges etc

My favourite film when I was much younger was Once upon A time in America - Stylish classic mobster film, not quite as famous as the godfather but imho a better film

Favourite film of the last 10 years was Dodgeball - Comedy on lots of levels but best bit for me is dodging wrenches just because its so brilliantly stupid.

definately not my favourite movie but secretary was a sweet little love story, granted with a bit of a twist and also a good advert for buying a PC with a spellchecker and a printer.

Calvin harris, Ben Howard, Bastille and Mumford and sons are what I is mostly listening to at the minute.

TV right now = Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones

Books - Well I bought a kindle and appear to be reading a book called "The one you love" by Emma Holde and its not bad
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my Daughter - for obvious reasons (ok, I get she is not a thing but there isn't a people list)
- music - cos it can change a bad mood to good and a stressed mood to relaxed
- comedy - laughing till I cry is what life at its best is all about.
- google - or else i would probably be sacked
-amazon - or christmas is cancelled
- sainsburys honeycomb Ice cream - just try it.

I seem to have the knack of picking companies that go on to be accused of tax avoidance. So if you own shares in Sainsburys sell them now
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why everyone asks me why I moved to london. I think I know but have been wrong millions of times before so I will keep it to myself.

Occasionally, after walking upstairs what I have gone up there for and upon returning downstairs remembering.

Very Occasionally Was Spartacus uprising just a massive set up that helped Crassus, Caesar and Pompeii to seize control of Rome. - I tend not to think about this anymore I have more important things on my mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ermmm...I am all out.
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  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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