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33 Epping, NH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:19pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm part hipster and part redneck with some geek mixed in. I'm of average intelligence. I'm usually bearded. I try not to take myself too seriously and appreciate the same in others. I dig people with a good sense of humor. I have a pretty childish sense of humor myself, and I'd like to find somebody who can appreciate that.

I love dogs and have two pugs that I consider my children. It's probably best that you love dogs too, or at least like them a whole lot :-)

I enjoy a lot of stuff: snowmobiling, riding motorcycles, working on my car, camping, playing the drums (and sometimes other instruments), cooking, video games, sailing, canoeing, watching goofy television shows, going to shows, the occasional movie.

So here I am, looking for a partner in crime (not that I partake in many criminal activities...). Ultimately I want to find somebody with similar interests and values, but who can still expose me to new things. Somebody smart who also appreciates fart jokes. Somebody kind and caring, who can balance the giving with the taking. My ideal match won't necessarily be perfect, just perfect for me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making music. Trying to be skinnier. Mapping out a plan for a more fulfilling career someday. Trying to fit in sleep. Learning to relax.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
....being fair-minded. I try to be an objective thinker. Also, I can make a bad-ass (gin) martini. Vodka martinis make no sense to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My unruly hair. Also that I'm shy. A lot of people probably interpret that as me being an asshole. It wears off once you get to know me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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To condense.... Office Space, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Spinal Tap, Royal Tenenbaums, Withnail & I, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Wayne's World, Anchorman. Cool. Fucking. Runnings.

To narrow down some music: Radiohead, The Beatles, Rustic Overtones, Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Nirvana, Beck, Ben Folds, Billy Joel (don't be a hater), Flaming Lips, St. Vincent, Cake, Portishead, etc etc...

Favorite books: Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Perks Of Being a Wallflower, All of the Harry Potters, and pretty much all Kurt Vonnegut. I really wish I would read more.

Colbert, Daily Show, Gordon Ramsey in all his forms, ATHF, Iron Chef, Bar Rescue, Austin City Limits, Jools Holland, Always Sunny, Red Green, The Simpsons, Good Eats, Family Guy, Futurama.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends
Iced Coffee
Large Bodies of Water (Ideally the ocean, lakes qualify)
Good Beer (IPAs are my fave)
My pugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How tonight is definitely the night I'm going to start going to bed earlier.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No two Friday nights are exactly the same. But most Friday nights find me playing shows, hanging out with friends, or just sitting at home cuddling with the pugs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a big ball of nerves.

I've consulted no fewer than three times while composing this profile.

I watch way more Food Network than most men would admit to.
You should message me if
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If you like rugged guys with beards, romantic dinners, and camp fires.

You're interested in me and might like to ask me some questions.

You're passionate about something and want to share it.