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32 M Epping, NH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:04pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
I'm part hipster and part redneck with some geek mixed in. I'm usually bearded, though not at the moment. I try not to take myself too seriously and appreciate the same in others. I dig people with a good sense of humor. I can laugh at the most innocuous joke or the most downright inappropriate one. Laughing is good for us.

I'm an aspiring intellectual with a lack of focus. I appreciate having deep/intelligent/philosophical conversations. I also enjoy having dumb conversations, which is good because I have a lot of those.

I love dogs and have two pugs that I consider my children; my dumb, lovable, smooshed-face children. It's probably best that you love dogs too, or at least like them a whole lot :-)

I like being outdoors - camping, sailing, snowmobiling, riding motorcycles, fishing, all good things. I like to fix stuff. I'll spend ridiculous amounts of time fixing things that should have been thrown-out immediately.

I can be entertained indoors too: playing video games, cooking, listening to music or watching something on TV. I also make music sometimes. Mostly on the drums but guitar and saxophone sometimes too.
What I’m doing with my life
Making music! Trying to be skinnier. Mapping out a plan for a more fulfilling career someday. Trying to fit in sleep. Learning to relax.
I’m really good at
....being fair-minded. I try to be an objective thinker. Also, I can make a bad-ass (gin) martini. Vodka martinis make no sense to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My unruly hair. Also that I'm shy. A lot of people probably interpret that as me being an asshole. It wears off once you get to know me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To condense.... Office Space, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Spinal Tap, Royal Tenenbaums, Withnail & I, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Wayne's World, Anchorman. Cool. Fucking. Runnings.

To narrow down some music: Radiohead, The Beatles, Rustic Overtones, Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Nirvana, Beck, Ben Folds, Billy Joel (don't be a hater), Flaming Lips, St. Vincent, Cake, Portishead, etc etc...

Favorite books: Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Perks Of Being a Wallflower, All of the Harry Potters, and pretty much all Kurt Vonnegut. I really wish I would read more.

Shows? I'm a big South Park fan. Also found on my DVR: Colbert, Daily Show, Gordon Ramsey in all his forms, ATHF, Iron Chef, Bar Rescue, Austin City Limits, Jools Holland, Always Sunny, Red Green, The Simpsons, Good Eats, Family Guy, Futurama.

Almost forgot food! What's not to like about food? I'm not a picky eater as one could tell from my pics :-) But lately my big things are sushi, tea, and roasting all vegetables that are fit for roasting!
The six things I could never do without
My Friends
Iced Coffee
Large Bodies of Water (Ideally the ocean, lakes qualify)
Good Beer (IPAs are my fave)
My pugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How tonight is definitely the night I'm going to start going to bed earlier.
On a typical Friday night I am
No two Friday nights are exactly the same. But most Friday nights find me playing shows, hanging out with friends, or just sitting at home cuddling with the pugs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a big ball of nerves.

I've consulted no fewer than three times while composing this profile.

I watch way more Food Network than any other man would admit to.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like rugged guys with beards, romantic dinners, and camp fires.

You're interested in me and might like to ask me some questions.

You're passionate about something and want to share it.