Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love women of all shapes, sizes, and color. Whether you're slim,
fit, or a few extra pounds, it does not matter to me. God is an
amazing artist and life would be so boring if He created all women
to look the same.
If I'm visiting your profile, I'm probably checking out your
calves. A woman with very muscular and defined calves is very sexy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Knitting. I taught myself how to knit and this is the year that I
finally get back at my grandma for all the awful sweaters she's
given me at Christmas. Last Christmas, she knitted me a sweater
that's brown and has a touch of pink. She calls it "Brink". I think
grandma's got too much time on her hands. I'm knitting her a
sweater that's going to itch like hell and it's going to be a
mixture of brown and green. I think I'm going to call it "Breen".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
clotheslining people who walk and text with their heads down.
OK...maybe I don't clothesline them but when i do see someone
texting away, without a clue in the world, I will intently walk
right into them and tell them to watch where they're going.
Seriously, if you're in a dire need to check your phone and need to
go on a texting frenzy, you might want to pop your head up and see
who's coming your way. It might be an ex-hockey player who thrived
on bodychecking people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books - Archie comics and Herman.
Favorite movie - Karate Kid I for Elisabeth Shue.
Karate Kid II. I don't know the name of the Asian girl that Daniel
liked but I found her to be very cute and beautiful. In general, I
think Asian women are very beautiful to look at. Some of them have
great calves too. ; )
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, Lite-brite, Lego, glow-in-the-dark stickers, superhero
pajamas, and my bunk bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
avoiding my Mom's meat-loaf. Everytime we had meatloaf as a family,
and she wasn't looking, I would find places to hide the meatloaf
around the dinner table. I once put a chunk of meat-loaf in my
Dad's milk when he wasn't looking and he actually gulped it down. I
think what I'll do on my next visit is somehow put the meatloaf in
my socks...I'm just hoping the dog doesn't start messing with my
feet under the table.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home playing with my Lite-Brite. Best toy ever invented. Period.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fear of goats. Anything that has horns on it and I run for
the hills screamin!!
You should message me if
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you're a looking for a good guy. I have my flaws and I hope you do
too. Perfection is boring. Vulnerability is sexy.
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