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39 Calgary, Alberta, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I love women of all shapes and sizes and color. Whether you're slim, fit, curvy, muscular, or a few extra pounds, it does not matter to me. God is an amazing artist and life would be so boring if He created all women to look the same.

Bonus points if you have great legs though. I love women that have very muscular calves.
What I’m doing with my life
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Knitting. I taught myself how to knit and this is the year that I finally get back at my grandma for all the awful sweaters she's given me at Christmas. Last Christmas, she knitted me a sweater that's brown and has a touch of pink. She calls it "Brink". I think grandma's got too much time on her hands. I'm knitting her a sweater that's going to itch like hell and it's going to be a mixture of brown and green. I think I'm going to call it "Breen".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
walking on the lighter-coloured tiles at shopping malls. Ever since I was a kid, I would avoid the darker coloured tiles and only step on the lighter ones.

I get a lot of weird looks and so be it. I've been doing it for so long that I am unfazed by all the stares. My friends don't even shop with me anymore. They say shopping with me is stressful! There was one time where I had accidently stepped on a dark colored tile and I stormed out of the mall. I hate it when shopping malls have small tiles or the light colored tiles are far apart where I have to jump from one to the other. I once did the splits and holy cow!! I had to ice my groin every night for 2 weeks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is I'm a lost cause.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books - Archie comics and Herman.

Favorite movie - Karate Kid was always a favorite of mine. I always had a crush on Daniel's girlfriends in both Karate Kid I and, especially, Part II. I didn't know I was into Asian women until after watching Karate Kid II.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, Lite-brite, Lego, glow-in-the-dark stickers, superhero pajamas, and my bunk bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
avoiding my Mom's meat-loaf at all costs. Everytime we had meatloaf as a family, and she wasn't looking, I would find places to hide the meatloaf around the dinner table. I once put a chunk of meat-loaf in my Dad's milk when he wasn't looking and he actually gulped it down. I think what I'll do on my next visit is somehow put the meatloaf in my socks...I'm just hoping the dog doesn't start messing with my feet under the table.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home writing questions on cue cards for my next date. The last time I went out on a date without cue cards, it turned out to be a nightmare! That's what I get for being cocky. I've tried writing questions on my arms but they smudge off too easily. I usually ask my date to hold my cue cards while I ask her questions. The ones that roll their eyes at me as they flip through my cards, I end up going off the cuff and ask them the lamest questions. The ones that smile and go with the flow are keepers. A sense of humor and a kind smile go a long way with me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fear of goats. Anything that has horns on it and I run for the hills screamin!!
You should message me if
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you enjoyed what you read. This profile just shows my playfulness. If it made you smile, then I achieved my goal.

Being funny is one thing but I also have a serious side too. I am not one that takes others for granted and that goes for my girl as well. My girl will never have to wonder what she means to me. She will know that she's the most beautiful girl i have ever laid my eyes on. I will spoil her with hugs and kisses and treat her the way she's always wanted to be treated. I know I will make you laugh with my goofiness but I will try my darndest to sweep you off of your feet as much as I can. Women were created to be equal and respected...not to be walked upon.