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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm the co-founder of the Committee to Elect McCheney-Craig in '08. As much as i wish i could take credit for this brilliant idea to add Sen. Larry "i'm not gay" Craig to the republican ticket, i have to admit that i didn't think of it first. Regardless, i immediately realized that this would be the dream ticket for the republicans. To maximize his chances, McCheney clearly has to get the pseudo-christian right energized and excited. I can't think of a better way to inspire them than by picking a running-mate who's always been a vocal advocate of "family values" and who's sponsoring the new effort for a Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. And besides that, how many other political officials have publicly assured the world of their heterosexuality?

I'm also going to keep working on my project to put dick "dark side" cheney where he belongs- alongside Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt atop Mt. Rushmore (preferably without food, water or his personal ambulance and ems crew).

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Obviously very little at the moment- otherwise i wouldn't be revising this profile.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making long stories short.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

That i'm 3 dimensional (actually 4 if they consider time).

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

A) I love novels: Huck Finn, Crime and Punishment, Zorba, 100 Years of Solitude, Catch 22, Humboldt's Gift are a few.

B) Most of my favorites are foreign films: La Dolce Vita, Satyricon, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, The Motorcycle Diaries, but also Angels in America to name a few.

C) Classical music: Mozart, Schubert, Stravinsky, etc. Jazz: Coltrane, Miles, Ella Fitzgerald, Keith Jarrett, Dave Douglas, James Carter, etc. Many other types of music: Dylan, J. Cash, Ray Charles, Fayrouz, Woodie Guthrie, Nana Mouskouri, and on and on.

D) Most ethnic food, especially with a good wine (the highly observant reader might notice that the latter is a recurring theme).

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

In no particular order of preference (except for the wine), red wine, white wine, indoor plumbing, omphaloskepsis, socratic irony, and orwell's manual on doublespeak (the indispensable guide for deciphering republican pronouncements).

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

I like to think way outside the box. I don't agree with the fundamentalists that the world is only 6,000 or so years old. I've calculated that it's actually 8,700 to 9,300 years old. I've also given much thought to understanding how sporadic reporting of facts by the timid mass media is clear evidence of their liberal bias.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Working on my project to memorize every word ever written by ayn rand. My next project will be trying to make any sense of it all; that will take considerably longer than the memorization.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I believe: that katie couric and brit hume are brilliant, insightful news anchors; that thomas friedman and lou dobbs are profound, visionary political analysts; that fox "news" is fair & balanced; that karl rove, vichy joe lieberman and condoleeza rice exude powerful, raw sexual vibes.

Also, i want to assure you that there's no truth to the rumors that have been spread on the internet that i'm an alumnus of a correctional facility. The truth is that my grades weren't good enough for me to get accepted.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You support the pseudo-christian neo-fascist (i.e., republican) agenda for world domination.... or you don't.

You have any inclination to do so.

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