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29 San Jose, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:19pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Preface: I'm happily in a relationship. I'm really only on here to moderate. Ya'll are a bunch sick weirdos. I love it.

I've been told I'm the right mix of aloof and attentive. Often perceived to be unintentionally witty, as my efforts are well hidden. Kind hearted, but not passive. I know how to make decisions, express my needs, and I've got a sharp tongue. I will tease you while hoping for reciprocation and be overly apologetic if it doesn't come. Confident in my abilities, but well grounded in pragmatism.

ENFP if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Originally from Seattle, I came to the Bay Area seeking out open minded hippies and cheap drugs. Breaking up the cubicle monotony with concerts, the great outdoors, art shows, dive bars, road trips, photography, and cooking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm known for things I make in the kitchen. My office politics strategy is simple: cookies. Fuck hard work, that is for suckers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Playing on my radio: NPR, Madonna, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, The Pixies, Yelle, The Talking Heads, Run the Jewels, Death Grips, Radiohead, Liszt, Aphex Twin, Cannonball Adderley, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, MF Doom, Beethoven, Miles Davis, and The Wytches.

On my bookshelf: Phillip K. Dick, Orwell, Huxley, Sagan, Nabokov, E.E. Cummings, Vonnegut, and the Internal Revenue Code.

On the DVR: Louie, Breaking Bad, Frisky Dingo, Adventure Time, Archer, TNG, Firefly, and Always.

Recently Netflix'd: Blade Runner, Close Encounters, This is Spinal Tap, A Clockwork Orange, Senna, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Art observed: Surrealism, post-impressionism, and impressionism.

Going into my belly: Anything good. I am an adventurous eater. I love marrow, good cheeses, organ meat, and pâté. True to my Nordic heritage, my love of seafood cannot be pacified. I occasionally cook things in duck fat.

Interwebs:nietzschefamilycircus, r/okc, The Economist, Pitchfork, beeradvocate, Vanity Fair, and The Atlantic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good food.
2. Beer & whiskey.
3. Music/art.
4. My dog, Hatchet.
5. Sunshine & exercise.
6. Social interaction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That of all the matter in the universe, I happen to be a collection of just the right exploded star junk in the right spot to foster self awareness/consciousness/life and how to make the most of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tokyo drifting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once stuck a bean, from my macho nachos lunch, up my nose in preschool. It resided there for hours until after nap time when, in a violent eruption of laughter, it ejected from my nose finally coming to rest in the center of my shared table. I'm 85% certain this is the first time I felt embarrassment.
You should message me if
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If we're 100% enemies, I'm looking for a nemesis.

If you spot a spelling or grammatical error in my profile, I will buy you a drink.

If you're interesting and want to go do fun things together. I like interesting people and am looking for platonic relations.