I am George Costanza. George Costanza is me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

Recently transplanted from New York to Providence, essentially to run away from my problems.

Making tinfoil hats

Spending money I don't have.

"Wow, this guy really can't stop talking about ______", you thought to yourself, looking for the closest door.

I read tons and tons and tons of comics and graphic novels. Much of mainstream DC, as well as Animal Man (Grant Morrison), Saga of the Swamp Thing, Lucifer, The Sandman, Doom Patrol, and Judge Dredd/2000 AD. My non-manchild reading list includes Gravity's Rainbow, Les Miserables, The Count of Monte Cristo, Johnny Got His Gun, etc etc etc.

Dr. Strangelove, Stalker, The Holy Mountain, Until the Light Takes Us, Wrath of Khan

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Seinfeld

Burzum, Mayhem, Ulver, Darkthrone, Noothgrush, Electric Wizard, Pink Floyd, Eyehategod, King Crimson, Comus, Yes, Robert Johnson, The Velvet Underground

Cheese of all sorts

Styleforum, so I can weep as i look at shoes i can never afford
Thermals
The internet, where I was born, and where I will die
Weed
My bougie cats
famous amos cookies

alive

I have severe anxiety and I will probably read your messages over and over, trying to decide whether or not you're making fun of me.

you want talk about comics, personality disorders, clothing, or reptilians
You want to learn how to stop the government from stealing your thoughts