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georgeisdead

23 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Punk. Feminist. Artist. Black belt. Poly. Lunatic.

Also setting up parties for the obscenely rich. Fun fact: there is a circle of hell that can be described as "repeating the last hour of set up for a billionaire wedding." Eternally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
waiting for my knight in shining armor to come wake me from one hundred years of sleep. We'll ride off into the sunset, get married and then I'll stay home and have lots of kids while he's off fucking the scullery maid... or whomever else is convenient
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being sarcastic *

* Some people may prefer to interpret this as "I'm really good at being obnoxious." If you are one of those people, now would be a good time to run.

also coiling cable. I'll give you a hint: wrapping it around your arm is wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my winning personality.
my hair. (It's pink right now)
I can pronounce the word "Worcestershire."
I can drive stick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Holyshitlists! I fucking love lists!

screaming females, streetlight manifesto, sleater-kinney, the gits, agent orange, bad religion, nine inch nails, the distillers, reel big fish, faith no more, arctic monkeys

teenage dirtbag, harold and maude, almost famous, fight club, requiem for a dream, cruel intentions, cabin in the woods

the flamethrowers, the shadow of the wind, cloud atlas, snow crash, ten thousand saints, american gods, shantaram, neverwhere, gone to soldiers, the ground beneath her feet, to say nothing of the dog

buffy, skins (uk), firefly, dead like me, doctor who

pesto, indian food, lasagna
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MOre LIStSs!? Holyshitholyshitholyshit!

water, food, sleep air, sun, gravity
(i see wat u did there)
OK. Try again, in order of importance:
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2. Sarcasm
3. Leather Jackets
4. Masturbation
5. Beer

...
that was only five. Huh. Guess I'm just a horrible person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what happened to Princess Arjumand...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for Princess Arjumand.

At work... Weekends? What are these weekends you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ripped the tag off my mattress. You know the one.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• other people think you have a douchy sense of humor
• you're 420 friendly
• you get my rather obscure username reference
• you rob banks; I need a new partner-in-crime since my last one got arrested
• you have read Worm/want to talk about what a bamf Skitter is

Don't message me if
• you don't punctuate your sentences (<-- like that)
• you can't correctly distinguish there/their/they're and/or your/you're (do the sentences belong to you, or are YOU sentences?)
• you think it's okay to call California "Cali"
• you flag other people's pet pics. If you do that you are a soulless human being.