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georgeisdead

23 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:35pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Punk. Feminist. Artist. Performer. Anti-capitalist. Lunatic. Asshole.

Also in a theatre company. Or ... "theater anarchist collective" ... Anyway it's pretty much awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
waiting for my knight in shining armor to come wake me from one hundred years of sleep. We'll ride off into the sunset, get married and then I'll stay home and have lots of kids while he's off fucking the scullery maid... or whomever else is convenient
I’m really good at
being sarcastic.

Some people may prefer to interpret this as "I'm really good at being obnoxious." If you are one of those people, now would be a good time to run.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my winning personality.
I can pronounce the word "Worcestershire."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Holyshitlists! I fucking love lists!

screaming females, streetlight manifesto, sleater-kinney, the gits, agent orange, bad religion, nine inch nails, the distillers, reel big fish, faith no more, arctic monkeys

teenage dirtbag, harold and maude, almost famous, fight club, requiem for a dream, cruel intentions, cabin in the woods

the flamethrowers, the shadow of the wind, cloud atlas, snow crash, ten thousand saints, american gods, shantaram, neverwhere, gone to soldiers, the ground beneath her feet, to say nothing of the dog

buffy, skins (uk), firefly, dead like me, doctor who

pesto, indian food, lasagna
The six things I could never do without
MOre LIStSs!? Holyshitholyshitholyshit!

water, food, sleep air, sun, gravity
(i see wat u did there)
OK. Try again, in order of importance:
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2. Sarcasm
3. Leather Jackets
4. Masturbation
5. Beer

...
that was only five. Huh. Guess I'm just a horrible person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what happened to Princess Arjumand...
On a typical Friday night I am
looking for Princess Arjumand.

At work... Weekends? What are these weekends you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ripped the tag off my mattress. You know the one.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
• other people think you have a douchy sense of humor
• you're 420 friendly
• you get my rather obscure username reference
• you rob banks; I need a new partner-in-crime since my last one got arrested
• you have read Worm/want to talk about what a bamf Skitter is

Don't message me if
• you don't punctuate your sentences (<-- like that)
• you can't correctly distinguish there/their/they're and/or your/you're (do the sentences belong to you, or are YOU sentences?)
• you think it's okay to call California "Cali"
• you flag other people's pet pics. If you do that you are a soulless human being.