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  • Ages 21–32
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Last online
Sep 29
5' 4" (1.63m)
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My self-summary
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Punk. Feminist. Artist. Black belt. Lunatic.

Also setting up parties for the obscenely rich. Fun fact: there is a circle of hell that can be described as "repeating the last hour of set up for a billionaire wedding." Eternally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
waiting for my knight in shining armor to come wake me from one hundred years of sleep. We'll ride off into the sunset, get married and then I'll stay home and have lots of kids while he's off fucking the scullery maid... or whomever else is convenient
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being sarcastic *

* Some people may prefer to interpret this as "I'm really good at being obnoxious." If you are one of those people, now would be a good time to run.

also coiling cable. I'll give you a hint: wrapping it around your arm is wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my winning personality.
my hair. (It's pink right now)
I can pronounce the word "Worcestershire."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Holyshitlists! I fucking love lists!

screaming females, streetlight manifesto, sleater-kinney, the gits, agent orange, bad religion, nine inch nails, the distillers, reel big fish, faith no more, arctic monkeys

teenage dirtbag, harold and maude, almost famous, fight club, requiem for a dream, cruel intentions, cabin in the woods

the flamethrowers, the shadow of the wind, cloud atlas, snow crash, ten thousand saints, american gods, shantaram, neverwhere, gone to soldiers, the ground beneath her feet, to say nothing of the dog

buffy, skins (uk), firefly, dead like me, doctor who

pesto, indian food, lasagna
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MOre LIStSs!? Holyshitholyshitholyshit!

in order of importance:
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2. Sarcasm
3. Leather Jackets
4. Masturbation
5. Beer

that was only five. Huh. Guess I'm just a horrible person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what happened to Princess Arjumand...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for Princess Arjumand.

At work... Weekends? What are these weekends you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I ripped the tag off my mattress. You know the one.
You should message me if
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• other people think you have a douchy sense of humor
• you're 420 friendly
• you get my rather obscure username reference
• you rob banks; I need a new partner-in-crime since my last one got arrested
• you have read Worm/want to talk about what a bamf Skitter is

Don't message me if
• you don't punctuate your sentences (<-- like that)
• you can't correctly distinguish there/their/they're and/or your/you're (do the sentences belong to you, or are YOU sentences?)
• you think it's okay to call California "Cali"
• you flag other people's pet pics. If you do that you are a soulless human being.