I am weird, artistic, and insane.
My Self-Summary
These things are wicked. What? I'm suppose to impress you here? I'm
a passionate person who loves art and creativeness.
I hold imagination closest to my heart.
I am romantic, but logical. I have my head in the clouds, but feet
tethered to the ground. For someone who does all the things I do, I
think I'm a pretty stable person.
I am a crossdresser. I'm not gay. I'm not effeminate. I sound kind
of like Orson Welles and enjoy being a man. I don't do it in
public, and it doesn't really define me as a person, but it is a
part of my life and I am very open about it to my friends and of
course anyone interested in dating me. Better to freak you out now
then forget to tell you. I'm looking for a woman who is capable of
liking the male and female side of me. If its not your thing,
that's alright. But I have no problem answering any questions you
may have about it.
Also I'm a mime.
Run for the hills now.
I'm a chameleon. Actor, artist. I have an elastic face, and I work
as a professional mime in a singing robot mime band. I love
creating weird stories with my work, be it a painting of two
cowboys with lawnmowers for heads or an abstract pantomime piece
about...an emu who...befriends a sausage only to discover said
sausage's delicious-ness and eats his friend. Yeah, I think someone
needs to hire me as a director so I can have enough money to ...buy
like a giant gold toothbrush or something.
Anyway, I don't like worms, maggots, snails, slugs, grubs, or
leeches, but I do like snakes...and giant millipedes are horribly
terrifying creatures. But you knew that because shit, they have
like 5,000 legs. Anything that has more than...3 legs is
terrifying.
I like levity. If you can't laugh at least once a day you're
waisting precious time not laughing. That, or you are incapable of
laughing due to some tragic laugh-related injury like maybe you got
into a cream pie delivery truck pileup or something.
I pass my days working a lot. Miming has taken over a lot of my
life as the group keeps picking up more steam. In my free time I
watch too many movies and will log on to World of Warcraft if the
mood strikes. I really love movies though. I'm also obsessed with
Halloween. Oh, and I've been a fan of dinosaurs since I was a
wee-'un.
I also love entertaining people. Taking someone's mind off of their
problems, even for a short moment is my greatest pleasure and my
passion. I've been a vampire, cowboy, pirate, robot, stereotypical
white faced mime...done it all!
I draw too as I stated earlier...it is usually dark, morbid and
'gothic,' but that's just the way I draw...Trust me, I don't eat
babies or slit my wrists, and I'm not "GOTH." But a lot of people
associate my artwork with that subculture for obvious reasons. And
that's cool. I love life and happy things; like puppies and
Slurpees...it's just that I've always drawn weird stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Entertaining and Drawing.
I’m really good at
Drawing, doing voices, pantomime illusion, hearing voices in my
head.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Boy he sure quirks his eyebrows a lot"
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: H.G. Wells
Movies: I love all sorts.
Music: A lot.
Food: Cheese pizza, banana cream pie
The six things I could never do without
Movies. My hands (for drawing). Music. The Ark of the Covenant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaning of life. Love. Charleston Chew.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the movie theater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I think Crossdresser pretty much takes the cake.
You should message me if
You're looking to share inspiration, imagination, open up that
inner child, and are looking to develop a meaninful romantic
relationship.