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gerundz

39 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–69
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Hebrew

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Graceless, overwrought, and mostly harmless, enjoy a night of private laughter at my expense as I obliviously fumble through our mating ritual and my own thicket of self-pitying neuroses. Gleeful delight at the grand goofiness of life shot through with wild-eyed pretension, heaving semitic guilt, and a bottomless need to love and to be loved. Too dumb to live, too rare to die, catch this Great Auk before he succumbs to Darwinian principle. As Stanislaw Lec once said, "Life is not becoming to everyone." Surrender, ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Some days, you're the sad cop staring at his sub in Quiznos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking oversharing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tits, of course
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Cruise. Arsis. 2NE1. Ivo Pogorelic. Milton Nascimento. The Rock-Afire Explosion. Der Zorn Gottes. Other assorted krautfreaks. The mindscape of Alan Moore. The Congos. Stoogest. Gorguts. Tall Dwarfs and the other great unwashed. 1960's garage rock pumice. Melancholia. In the Mood for Love. The Mirror. Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story. Darkman. Style Wars. The Room. The Tai Chi Master. Raining In the Mountain.

Swing for the rafters, and play from your fucking heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogger love, comix, psilocybin, kyudo, krautrock, and tiny little airplanes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Dona Dumitru Siminica sang songs which offered consolation to the lonely, tended the wounds of the lovesick, and prepared those newly-infatuated for the end of their love. Siminica had a disturbing, androgynous falsetto voice and a large number of female fans who hung on to every word uttered by the man in the bespoke suit with the immaculate hairstyle and carefully clipped moustache for nights on end. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOJu8k68cew
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reeking of desperation
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live as you dream. You're not, how Reb Levitch says, running to your destination and from yourself. You're comfortable with identities which may contradict your own. You're not afraid of the real fucking deal when you find it. You know what it means to stop sucking and get awesome. Also, if you happen to have enormous furry dogs who require protracted snuggling.