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39 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–69
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly), Hebrew

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My self-summary
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Graceless, overwrought, and mostly harmless, enjoy a night of private laughter at my expense as I obliviously fumble through our mating ritual and my own thicket of self-pitying neuroses. Gleeful delight at the grand goofiness of life shot through with wild-eyed pretension, heaving semitic guilt, and a bottomless need to love and to be loved. Too dumb to live, too rare to die, catch this Great Auk before he succumbs to Darwinian principle. As Stanislaw Lec once said, "Life is not becoming to everyone." Surrender, ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning to live in my heart rather than my dumb, crazy head. Doing good work and not killing anyone. Remembering to breathe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking oversharing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tits, of course
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Cruise. Arsis. 2NE1. Ivo Pogorelic. Milton Nascimento. The Rock-Afire Explosion. Der Zorn Gottes. Other assorted krautfreaks. The mindscape of Alan Moore. The Congos. Stoogest. Gorguts. Tall Dwarfs and the other great unwashed. 1960's garage rock pumice. Melancholia. In the Mood for Love. The Mirror. Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story. Darkman. Style Wars. The Room. The Tai Chi Master. Raining In the Mountain.

And this:

Swing for the rafters, and play from your fucking heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogger love, comix, psilocybin, kyudo, krautrock, and tiny little airplanes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Andrew WK commandments
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reeking of desperation
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live as you dream. You're not, how Reb Levitch says, running to your destination and from yourself. You're comfortable with identities which may contradict your own. You're not afraid of the real fucking deal when you find it. You know what it means to stop sucking and get awesome. Also, if you happen to have enormous furry dogs who require protracted snuggling.