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gerundz

39 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Hebrew

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My self-summary
Graceless, overwrought, and mostly harmless, enjoy a night of private laughter at my expense as I obliviously fumble through our mating ritual and my own thicket of self-pitying neuroses. Gleeful delight at the grand goofiness of life shot through with wild-eyed pretension, heaving semitic guilt, and a bottomless need to love and to be loved. Too dumb to live, too rare to die, catch this Great Auk before he succumbs to Darwinian principle. As Stanislaw Lec once said, "Life is not becoming to everyone." Surrender, ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning to live in my heart rather than my dumb, crazy head. Doing good work and not killing anyone. Remembering to breathe.
I’m really good at
Fucking oversharing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Cruise. Arsis. 2NE1. Ivo Pogorelic. Milton Nascimento. The Rock-Afire Explosion. Der Zorn Gottes. Other assorted krautfreaks. The mindscape of Alan Moore. The Congos. Stoogest. Gorguts. Tall Dwarfs and the other great unwashed. 1960's garage rock pumice. Melancholia. In the Mood for Love. The Mirror. Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story. Darkman. Style Wars. The Room. The Tai Chi Master. Raining In the Mountain.

And this: http://vimeo.com/m/15929510

Swing for the rafters, and play from your fucking heart.
The six things I could never do without
Dogger love, comix, psilocybin, kyudo, krautrock, and tiny little airplanes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Andrew WK commandments
On a typical Friday night I am
reeking of desperation
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–69
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You live as you dream. You're not, how Reb Levitch says, running to your destination and from yourself. You're comfortable with identities which may contradict your own. You're not afraid of the real fucking deal when you find it. You know what it means to stop sucking and get awesome. Also, if you happen to have enormous furry dogs who require protracted snuggling.