Top ten things you should know about me:

10) I have a lot more free time now that I'm no longer running for Pope.
9) I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up.
8) I'm finally 100 % cured of my Attention Deficit, hey look a butterfly!
7) This whole North Korea "thing" has me seriously reconsidering my friendship with Kim Jong Un.
6) I believe the Red Sox will win the World Series this year, I also believe in leprechauns and unicorns.
5) Sometimes the "sober" me gets presents days later in the mail from the "drunk" me. (eBay should have a breathalyzer)
4) I had to change my cat's name because someone figured out all my passwords.
3) Oh crap It happened again. :( Does anybody know how to change my kids name?
2) All I'm saying is that one of us is right, the other one is you.
1) Any woman who answers sarcasm with sarcasm is a keeper!

Enjoying every minute of it.

Giving people the wrong advice. Do you need any?

My best friend would probably say that I'm a sarcastic, always need to be right S.O.B.! Man I gotta get some new friends!!!

Tosh.0, Banshee. Any music, going to the movies and dinner, the beach, campfires.... Pizza, Italian, The usual stuff.

My kids, car, house, gym, the beach and family.

If this is a dating website or some kind of social experiment? FOr instance what's with these crazy questions:

Q: In a certain light wouldn't being stabbed in the eye with a sharp stick be exciting?

A: Who the hell is writing these questions? I mean what kind of twisted psycho would think that answering these inane questions would lead to a formula for matching single people? I guess I'll just answer 80 more questions then I'll figure out who I really am!

Available.

That I'm a pretty nice guy under all the humorous exterior!

If you think you can keep up! ;)