I hate describing myself. I can never seem to find that balance between egotistical and banal self deprecation.
For the most part, I'm myself. I like new things, strangers, and being right. I don't like brussel sprouts, bad drivers, or obnoxious repetitive noises. I'm fiercely loyal to my close friends, and I certainly wouldn't want to be on my bad side. I'm fairly spontaneous, and I'll try anything once. I'm not afraid of anything, I think for myself, and I can be stubborn as a mule. I'm not sure what else to say about myself, but if there's anything you want to know, there are very few question I won't answer.

I am slightly obnoxious, potentially bothered, and thoroughly amused.

I graduated cosmetology school in March, and finally gave into the need to get out of my safe zone, and uprooted myself from Santa Cruz to move up to SF. What do I do here, you may ask. I live. I'm basically just doing my thing, figuring life out, and having a grand 'ole time doing it. I do what sounds good, when it sounds fun, and keep myself open to whatever new opportunities come my way. I constantly feel like I should be putting more effort into being a productive member of society, but at the same time, it somehow feels right at this point in my life to be taking things slowly, and lazily meander my way through life until I figure out "the big picture." [I have no idea what that means, but my mother keeps telling me to look at it. I'm clearly missing something.]

Fixing things [problems, freezers, etc.], editing essays, and correcting your grammar. And no, "anyways" is not a word, I don't care if Webster's finally gave up and put it in a dictionary.

I'm not sure, really.
Probably the fact that I'm looking at them funny.

Thank You For Smoking (the movie too, although for very different reasons)
Anything Jennifer Cruisie write (judge away)
Spook
Stiff
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
World War Z
Blindness

Disney movies. And yes, I cry at the end.
Dogma
V For Vendetta
Boondock Saints
And lots of others that I don't have the patience to name, but I love anything with gratuitous violence, explosions, superheroes, or really cute animals

L&O: SVU (although it's not the same without Detective Stabler)
Sons of Anarchy
Shameless
The Walking Dead
New Girl

Food. What can I say? I love it. I eat it. It's satisfying. And I'm always down to try anything once. Except testicles of any animal, that just sounds weird and not very enjoyable.

1. My car
2. My iPhone
3. My Friends
4. My computer
5. Caffeine
6. Chapstick

Life, living it, things I should be doing with mine. I spend a lot of time thinking about what I want to do in the future, places I want to go, things I want to see, goals I'd like to accomplish someday. I use up a lot of brain space not thinking about certain things, and I try to fill that space with something else. I think about a lot of strange things as well, like how someone could ever decide that artichokes were going to be delicious, or why traffic cones are orange.

I wouldn't even know. I don't have typical nights.

I love romance novels. No really, I love them. It's awful. I even order them online so I don't have to face the rude people at Bookshop Santa Cruz judging me.

You just want to have a fully decent conversation about absolutely nothing. Or you're witty and charming and need the practice on someone who doesn't fall for anything.