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  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jun 29, 2013
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Might want kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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These things always start out the same. I say I'm intelligent, funny, and good looking and you wonder if I'm egotistical or narssissitic. Well... I'm both.

Some people say that I'm polyamorous. I just don't think I can love only one person. I currently have a girlfriend and we are looking for another. Does this make us bad people? Who knows. But you should probably be notified.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. Obviously. I'm also convinced that zombies are gonna take over the world. I'm going back to college soon and apprenticing as a tattoo artist. I'm also an ordained minister. Thinking about starting a church. Instead of hail Mary's ill simply tell my congregation to use the force.

But seriously. Got out of the navy and I have NO IDEA what I wanna be when I grow up. I want to go back to school I just can't decide what for. I know. Lame.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good a a lot of things. Breathing, surviving, and making people happy. I can keep myself happy at least. I play a mean guitar. I'm really good at conversations of deep seated randomness.

I'm pretty good at games. Board games, video games, hunger games... Whatever.

It's recently been said that I'm good at being a jedi! That being said... Force Lightning!! Kidding... Unless you got all tingly... In which case...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Dragon Ball Z tattoo. I am a pretty big nerd. My hair and its softness. And that's about it. You'll notice different things I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorites In no particular order.

-Dark angel trilogy
-Dark elf trilogy
-Forgotten Realms
-Wheel of Time series

-Green Street Hooligans
-Fired Up
-Harry Potter

-Motionless in White

TV Shows
-True Blood
-White Collar

Video games
-Guilty Gear
-Dragon Age
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things I could never live without?
-Cell phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend lots of spare time thinkin about what ifs.

"What if I was rich?"
"What if I had super powers?"
"What if tomorrow never came?"
"Where could I learn to force choke?"

And my personal favorite, "if the zombie apocalypse hit what would I do?"

But I also wonder what other people are wondering about. I wonder if they wonder what I'm wondering about. What if nobody is doing anything but wondering?!? Damn. Should have taken the red pill. Fuck you Morpheus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a Friday night I'm out with friends. I don't care what we are doing I'm out with em. Or we are indoors. I dunno. Look. I'm enjoying my day. And wtf. Why is Friday night so special? Doesn't anybody care about my Tuesday? Rude.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not unwilling to admit anything. Except that one thing. You know. That thing people don't admit.

Oh... And I'm a sucker for red heads. *sigh*
You should message me if
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If you take life as it comes. If you enjoy good times and laughter. If one day you just want to get out of the norm and do something, anything, that's not the usual.

You should fuck off if you're easily offended. Stick around if your not. Please. A thick skin is sooo hard to find these days.