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29 New Baltimore, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Asshole with a heart of gold. I make inappropriate jokes, use the word cunt, and rummaging through longboxes at my local comic book shop. I hate wearing pants. You will probably hate me in the long run, but you will never forget me. I tend to date women with more baggage than a bell hop. I'm prone to act retarded in public places. I will call anyone out on the smallest thing, and will shock you with how quick I can make someone look stupid. Note to women messaging me, if you like shopping more than you do decent conversation over coffee and a fresh pack of smokes, kindly hit your back button. Family is important to me. I tend to have a drama filled life, so if you can roll with it, you're gold in my book.

TL,DR: I'm a nerd, I will make fun of you. Learn to take a joke. If you hate coffee, die in a car fire....half kidding.

If you're judging for any of this crap you should probably skip ahead to the next dude.

Good luck. You'll need it.
Where you can find me:

Facebook: /Getuppunk
What I’m doing with my life
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At the moment, just living it. Always looking for work, and the next big thing to come and fuck it all up :)
I’m really good at
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Drawing and making people cry. Seriously, I could make a 300lb biker piss his pants with how mean I get. No real moral compass. But I am a gentleman when needed and for those who deserve it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They tell me I have bed room eyes. Or that I'm short. I'm usually shirtless too and people tend to point out my "V" as if it's some weird thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything that doesn't involve mopey teenagers and cock sucking vampires.

Real list:
Books: Lately it's been a lot of Graphic Novels. DMZ, The Boys, Runaways when I actually see an issue on shelves. Actual book wise, It's been some of the original Conan books by Robert E. Howard. I tend to learn more towards fiction. Sci-fi is always a good bet.

Movies: Huge comedy nerd. Mel Brooks is always good. Lots of Mystery Science Theater 3000. I enjoy old Stand Up specials. Docs are a hugeee part of my collection. Last great one I watched was on Bill Hicks.

Music: Pretty much anything with Soul. I like my music from the heart. Lots of rock, hip hop, and stuff that you would probably hate. I'm mostly an old soul so its usually Bobby Darin or something from the 40's - 50's playing on my Zune.

Food: I'm Sicilian so I love to cook. I have an unhealthy love of Sushi. Pasta always a plus. Maybe Mexican if I had to make a choice on favorite Ethnic food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sketch pad, pencils, full throttle, Newports, Affection, and Hot and Nows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobs. I draw them alot too.

Actually, just life in general. My mind is always running and it's always trying to solve someone's problems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably going to some shit hole of a diner and drinking horrible coffee and drawing. Or sitting at home around my computer drawing in Sketchbook pro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You wouldn't even want to know. But feel free to ask anything, I'm an open book. No seriously, ask anything. Nothing is off limits with me.
You should message me if
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You enjoy comic books, people watching, and making fun of how people dress.