Asshole with a heart of gold. I make inappropriate jokes, use the
word cunt, and rummaging through longboxes at my local comic book
shop. I hate wearing pants. You will probably hate me in the long
run, but you will never forget me. I tend to date women with more
baggage than a bell hop. I'm prone to act retarded in public
places. I will call anyone out on the smallest thing, and will
shock you with how quick I can make someone look stupid. Note to
women messaging me, if you like shopping more than you do decent
conversation over coffee and a fresh pack of smokes, kindly hit
your back button. Family is important to me. I tend to have a drama
filled life, so if you can roll with it, you're gold in my
TL,DR: I'm a nerd, I will make fun of you. Learn to take a joke. If
you hate coffee, die in a car fire....half kidding.
If you're judging for any of this crap you should probably skip
ahead to the next dude.
Good luck. You'll need it.
Where you can find me: