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gfs236

31 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Indian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Urdu (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Nice guy. I'm just here for the free pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
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I lead a double life. I moved to NY from VA for grad school at NYU. Then I started comedy along the way. During the day I work in forensic psychology. I work with the mentally ill, homeless, and newly released inmates. I refer to these people collectively as, "My guys." At night I do stand up comedy. Both involve people who are a little off balance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wheel of fortune.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My giant breasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Ishmael by Danielle Quinn, The Dictionary by Merriam Webster, and anything that makes me think. Also, I'm named after a guy who was pretty good, his name is Khalil Gibran.

Movies:
Ninja Turtles I, Whiplash, Big Fish, Namesake, Amelie, Dumb and Dumber, Gattaca, There Will Be Blood (courtesy of my lil bro) and plenty more. I love movies. Love em.

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Nathan For You, Dexter, Portlandia, Key and Peele, Random food shows and anything involving stand-up comedy.

Music:
Obsessed with music. Love downtempo, huge hip hop head (for better or worse), trippy beats, relaxed instrumentals, upbeat jazz, alternative, reggae, house, pop, ol' school soul and rnb, kinda dig dubstep and am always diggin' international vibe and always down to hear new stuff from people. Just close your eyes when I dance.

Tell me what you think of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0a_-jd9O9w

Food:
I heart food. Cookies are the best. Huge sweet tooth. Problem is I'm a health nut most of the time, so i'm usually eating kale peanuts or something goofy like that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wife.
Jk.
My children.
Ok I'll stop.
My mom, creativity, good music, good convo, good vibes and dessert.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world and everything in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On stage telling jokes.
You should message me if
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You're positive, you know how to take a joke, and you're easy going. I don't like mean people. I do like a little sass, but not haters. Neither of us can be cocky, at the end of the day we're both here on the same website :)