I am thinking of ghosts, making you breakfast, and making you toast.
My Self-Summary
I am impulsive.
I'm quite noticably spaced out.
I have an unfortunate tendency to retreat to my own internal
world.
I'm moody.
I love going to the
library.
I make
animal
noises.
I detest your talk of sports and celebrities.
I get jealous of brilliant thinkers.
I wish I had more ideas.
I have a lot of baggage, but won't make you carry it.
I am a glutton for affection.
People rarely have any idea what I'm talking about.
I rarely have any idea what I'm talking about.
Apparently, I start a lot of sentences with 'I'.
tl;dr?
fine: I'm a deadbeat. That's all you need to know.
What I’m doing with my life
Soul searching? Just moved from
Ohio to
Pittsburgh to live with my sister,
bobearica (she's a
rascal). I'm taking time off from school (read: quit school) to
write, read some
books, make some mediocre and
inconsequential art, form some friendships and explore.
These days, I've been spending the majority of my time job hunting
and wishing I knew more people here. I also watch / listen to an
inordinate amount of public television and NPR.
I’m really good at
Being cryptic and vague and also a
kitten.
Going to Goodwill.
Not having money, ever.
Alienating entire rooms.
The first things people usually notice about me
Possibly that I look like I have no idea what's going on.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
David
Bowie
The Velvet Underground
Elliott Smith
Buzzcocks
Proto-punk
Bobby Darin
The Andrews Sisters
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
Angels in America by Tony Kushner
Running With Scissors by Augusten Burrhoughs
Sylvia Plath
Tracy Letts
Tennessee Williams
The Royal
Tenenbaums
Boys Don't Cry
Rushmore
Dr.
Strangelove
Kubrick
Wes Anderson
Jim Henson
Edvard
Munch
Arrested Development
The Mighty Boosh
Sifl and Olly
1990s Cartoons
Thai cuisine
Sushi
Breakfast foods
Rum
Cupcakes (I always have a fucking sweet-tooth)
Chipotle
Dark coffee and milky tea
The six things I could never do without
1. large doses of affection
2. empathy / compassion
3.
David
Bowie
4. the British in general, actually
5. lulz
6. cute shit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1970s rock'n'roll
diabolical schemes
how kittens are cute
how cool it would be if my life was a Wes Anderson film
where did all of my money go?
alliteration
things that have pleasant aromas
substances
if animals could talk--more importantly, if they could travel to
space
puppetry
stuff I want
so, yeah. welcome to my mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Asking my sister to take me somewhere, being denied, vengefully
drinking her rum and then hiding from cats and robots and stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm penniless
I lost a lot (a lot a lot) of weight over the past two years
I am undeniably weird
You should message me if
...you don't have an overwhelming urge to punch me in the
face.
If you'll actually message me, because winking is for
pussies.
If you know anyone who can teach me to play the
accordion.
If you want to help a directionally challenged Ohioan navigate her
way around Pittsburgh.
If you are
David
Bowie.