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44 West Sacramento, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 12
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Graduated from university
Has kids, and might want more

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My self-summary
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"Yes!" is the answer that will jump smartly from your lips and proudly from your heart the next time someone asks, "Do you believe in miracles?" And believe me you will after you read my "this-guy-is-incredible" on-line dating profile. I think I have a good heart, I'm witty/funny, empathetic, quick smart, and street cool. Most people who know me would mention my sense of humor as a standout trait. I'm humble and self-aware, but also very confident. I'm a stable, professional, nice guy and father; but I grew up tough so I have a little "street edge"... bad boy with a good boy heart, I've been told. My personality is sort of a mix of Will Ferrell, Mr. Spock, Oprah, and Too $hort.

I would add my moves on the dance floor are crisp. I mean, I look good out there... real good! :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm listening to the entire message as some of my menu options options may have changed :) I'm embarking on a new chapter in my life and I'm interested and open to what happens next!

I work in downtown Sac at a job that I believe in and find very interesting and enjoy very much. Not to sound like a tool, but I have a lot of rank and authority at my job (I say this only because, apparently, my rugged good looks and warm eyes aren't exactly creating an on-line dating frenzy of women who want to meet me? I'm as surprised by this as you are :) And also because I think my profile/pics make me seem a little "light" but that I am serious too... I'm both people. In my free time I like to play basketball (I'm like a surgeon with my jumpshot, and have to say kind of a streetball legend where I live) and, like everyone else on earth, have joyful good times with family and friends!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh; laughing at myself; being an awesome parent; sensing other's feelings and helping them feel comfortable; good conversations/banter; writing; lotsa stuff... overall I'd have to say my skills are sharp.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The 12-inch penis growing from the middle of my forehead. After the shock of that wears off, the thing I have heard most in my life is my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favoite band is Public Enemy; book: Catcher in the Rye and I also read a lot of Sci Fi; movies: absurd comedies like Anchorman, documentaries that feed my fringe theories, and of course sci-fi like Star Wars; reality t.v is a guilty pleasure of mine... I love Judge Judy and Cops haha!; and all kinds of food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My pet falcon, Leandros, perched majestically on my forearm.
-Crack cocaine by the pipeful.
-Gentle kisses on the forehead.
-My large collection of driftwood art.
-The samurai sword on my person at all times.
-My affiliation with the secret society Knights of Thunder who may kill me for printing their name here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Singularity... ask me abouit it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It really varies... If I'm going out it's usually on Saturday nights, so Fridays are often just cold kickin' it at home, with the occasional happy hour mixed in.
I'm just as comfortable in an executive boardroom as at an old school house party with the homies; I'm sometimes sweet, sometimes naughty, sometimes sophisticated, sometimes silly, etc...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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What are you, a lawyer?
I can say that sandals on another man have ben known to make me vomit.
I guess, I will try damn near anything once, and I've lived my life that way, so let's just say I'm a good storyteller. You'll have to get a couple drinks in me to learn my secrets :)
You should message me if
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You're intelligent, honest, fun, and most important have an open, good, kind, heart/mind/soul... and you like to laugh :)