I'm infected, I am a zombie and I am only on here for delicious brains. Now that I'm being upfront with you.
I'm a turbo nerd. I love video games, I love reading, I love technology. Don't even get me started about WoW. Or zombies. Or zombies in WoW.
I LOVE comic books. As such, I write and draw a lot, myself. Mainly horror fiction, though I have been known to pen some poetry on Opposites Day.
I spend most of my spare time outdoors with my dog, even in the biting cold that is winter in Northrend. [haha wow I'm a loser]
Not to say the dog leaves when we are indoors. We are conjoined twins pretty much so I hope you like fur.
Wait I was supposed to summarize

OK so let's recap then in summary

I am a brain-eating zombie who has a lot of hobbies but mostly just has a nonhumanoid conjoined twin. I am gonna be rolling in babes pretty soon

holy crap it's 3 AM

I am addressed, stamped, and mailed

PS: I am NOT on here looking for casual encounters, or couples. Quit harshing my mellow!

Awaiting the return of the Great and Terrible Cthulhu from his house at R'lyeh. Where he waits. Dreaming.

throatpunching, half-assing surveys, being sarcastic

My nickname in Basic was Midget. So, probably my height. I am like 5'2".

I will add a very abridged version to this as a placeholder. Although it PHYSICALLY PAINS ME TO DO SO I AM CLEARLY NOT EXAGGERATING AT ALL CAPITAL LETTERS

Books: anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman or Gregory MacGuire. I LOVE comic books + graphic novels. Sandman and The Maxx [omg Sam Kieth art!] being two of my favourites. Also We3 was a great little series, and for new stuff: I am currently reading Sweet Tooth, which is pretty good so far. OK, time to cut myself off of the comic book ramble here or I will go forever.

Movies: Anything by Tim Burton. Shaun of the Dead / just about anything with Simon Pegg, especially something with zombies. George Romero's Dead series as well.

Music: Industrial, synthpop, EBM, IDM - although I like a bit of everything. Favourite bands are Nine Inch Nails, Seabound and Covenant.

Food: Lemon chicken from South Sea oh my god

-Raven [dog]
-writing utensil
-paper
-overactive imagination
-two feet
-heartbeat

EVERYTHING. At the same time. It is noisy in my headparts.

utterly destroying peoples' lives with my amazing trolling

aka

at home

SOB.

[I enjoy going to the Embassy on Thursdays for drag night, however. Thursdays!]

also potentially writing with Oliver we am cool

GENDERCONFUSED WARNING WARNING INTRUDER ALERT

also I am a gigantic faghag trannychaser there I said it it's out there what are you gonna do about it

you don't mind me being incredibly awkward to talk to at first. and at last. and in-between. I'm p. cute and funny though let's do this thing