Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I know a really good joke about a goat. It's basically the only joke I know. I will not tell it to you over the internet. It is not funny when delivered electronically.

I like to read books. I think I need to buy an e-book reader.

I am into music in a "big way"... listening to it and attempting to make it using guitars and computers and math. I may not be good, but I try real hard.

I like words. Amalgam is a particularly good word. So is 'malcontent'.

*** NOTE: if you know karate I don't want to meet you, because I've had some bad experiences with girls who just try to beat the crap out of me with hand chops and kicks for no reason. I AM NOT INTO GETTING BEAT UP FOR NO REASON, LADIES, OK? Thanks, maybe if you actually followed the rules of karate which are ONLY KICK PEOPLE IN SELF DEFENSE then I wouldn't need to put this here, but girls apparently just don't care about being nice to other people and not kicking them/handchopping their belongings/car. Ok? Sorry.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Programming computers to do tricks.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My cyborg eye.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a) Burroughs, Ben Marcus, Dawkins, Dennett, and JK Rowling and Tolkien and Delillo

b) Miller's Crossing, Remo Williams, Cloak and Dagger, The Goonies, ones from the summer of '99, Spotless Mind, Garden State, With Honors, The Cutting Edge, Star Trek II, Blade Runner, Apocalypse Now, anything with John Cusack but without Billy Bob Thorton, The Princess Bride (also in book form), The Breakfast Club, anything Tim Burton, and that's it.

c) Seriously? I'm supposed to list the music I like? Trust me, you do not want to read through this list because it is long and mostly made up of epic 80s stadium rock bands.

d) Tacos my mom used to make from a package.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

science, a good pen, the internet, tacos, multi-desktop programming environment, motorcycles

actually, i could do without all of those, but it would be a lot less fun.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Robots, ninjas, pirates, space, math and by extension: science, tricycles, big-wheels, imaginary scenarios involving outlandish states, cyborgs, chrome spheres floating around, that kind of thing...

You should message me if Propose an edit

- you need help with a science project/theoretical framework.

- you are new to the internet and the english language and will write me emails that contain phrases in them that I have never seen before such as 'my program, it crush'.

- you are looking for constructive criticism on your driving techniques.

- you own a dog (or fish) that I can get really worked up and then leave for you to handle.

- you are interested in teaching me about craftsmanship of some kind.

- you are looking for a smarmy companion.

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