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gianthecow

25 M Cleveland, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Turkish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Originally from Youngstown, been living in west Cleveland for a while because grad sko0o0l

i dress like a hipster but i hate hipsters
i go to the gym a ton but i hate bros
i love hardcore but i hate the "hardcore kids"

i love being an optimist but i hate being hopeful
i love being a pessimist but i hate being cynical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
studying for my MBA at CSU

Dumb
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have 4 eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
terror, aesop rock, no innocent victim, down to nothing, all shall perish, zao, black flag, etc etc

movies - david lynch, lucifer valentine, stanley kubrick

food - not peanut butter / other assorted varieties of nuts -_-
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
large quantities of food
a gym (that sounds horribly douchey i know...)
"to catch a predator" youtube videos
phone
my rectum
intellectual conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking
watching some shitty show somewhere
trying to figure out the damn public transportation in this city
various social activities
blah
etc
fart
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have an okcupid profile -__-
You should message me if
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U lyke hav a mYSpaCe & r dwn w pc4pc

and you also find this hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lItkr3MR1I4