Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a lot of books but feel like I never read, mainly because
people that read are always kind of pretentious about how educated
they are, which I appreciate but also dislike.
That being said, I read the New Yorker so I'm kind of a
Also, if a duck's vagina is like a corkscrew, does that mean that
the eggs swirl when she shoots them out? Are there grooves on the
egg like a bullet?
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to be a lawyer and not an asshole at the same time.
I’m really good at
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walking quickly; eating pickles; Rubik's Cubes; shotgunning beers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In Cold Blood
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Swearing I'm not going out, then going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am current on teen culture.
You should message me if
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You're interested in rewatching movies from our childhood to see if
they live up to the hype.
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